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Well, hello there, it's me, your Dungeon Master Russ More.

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Thank you for joining us for today's episode, which is a little late from the release schedule,

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but it's, as you can see, a long one from the runtime, and we set up some pretty big

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I think we nailed it.

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We'll get you to today's episode.

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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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Oh, it's real nice to meet you.

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My name is Lip Sinky Pip Diggins.

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Perhaps it would be for your own health to see if I can't suss out a resolution

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to what you need.

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I don't appear like I've got a choice.

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You, uh, you ever heard of this one?

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Black, Blackpool?

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No, it's not ringing any bells.

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I welcome you to Blackpool.

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And if you need anything, do not hesitate to ask.

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So you're, you're not from here?

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No, no, just just traveling through.

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So not anymore.

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Well, that's the trouble.

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Why the digging?

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You felt like they were in the ground?

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Just got to go on my instincts about what the right thing to do is.

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And that felt like the right thing to do.

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I have a hinky feeling about all this, but I got a good feeling about you, Pip.

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Oh, well, that's awfully nice.

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I got a good feeling about you guys, too.

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I will send out word throughout the town and send it to the appropriate people

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and let them know that the heroes of Faerun, the decimators of dragons,

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are here to help our fair little haven.

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And I'm sure they would be more than welcoming to have you come in

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and squash out whatever bugs seem to be crawling around.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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We're a D&D fifth edition actual play podcast,

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and I'm your dungeon master, Russ More.

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And with me today is Carla Maxted.

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That's me. I am playing Lipsinki Pip Diggins,

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a deep gnome.

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You don't know why yet.

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Something.

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Something with magic.

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Yep.

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And Amy More.

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That's me.

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I'm playing Thea Amastasia.

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And I'm on solo mode, barely.

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Sorry, I'll speed it up just a little bit.

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And Tom Laird.

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That's me.

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I'm playing Flint Firebeard.

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And back with us again today from Bombarded,

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it's your dungeon maestro, Kyle Glasset.

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Hey, everyone.

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Thanks again for having me.

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This is gonna be a lot of fun.

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And I'm just stoked to get to it.

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Yeah.

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We're gonna get into it this episode.

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Let's do it.

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Thank you, Christian.

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Fuck it.

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Let's play D&D.

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You wake up the next day and you go to the hospital

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to grab Lipsinki.

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When you get there,

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Vorunax is there waiting for you with his trio.

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Good morning.

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Good morning.

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I imagine.

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Hey there, hey there, Vorunax.

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Did you rest well?

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Yeah, pretty delightful.

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The inn was very comfortable.

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Fantastic.

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Well, I have made arrangements amongst the townsfolk

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and have also spoken with the doctors here

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to permit Lipsinki to be able to travel around

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with you as you investigate the ailment

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of our fair little city.

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I mean, proposed ailment, but sure, yeah.

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Yes, yeah.

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Well, I mean, we're listening to Lipsinki

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at this point, so I don't want to downplay

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what they may be experiencing or hearing,

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and if there's something to it,

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then you're absolutely right.

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We should try to seek it out and do the good thing.

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That's right.

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What's the worst that could happen?

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That's a very, very good question, Thea.

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I can't even fathom what it might be.

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No, why is that that?

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That's a good way to set up the adventure.

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Why, Amy, why?

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I've never played this game before.

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As you're discussing, who knows what.

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The door is open and two of the attendants

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open the door and Lipsinki exits into the day.

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Well, hi, Lippy.

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Well, that's a fun new nickname.

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Nobody's ever called me that before.

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It's usually Pip, but I'll go with Lippy.

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If that's what you like.

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Might be a random assortment of a jumble

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of the same letters of your name put together.

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All right, I mean, it's so nice to be outside,

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and can I, I want to see if my powers are back.

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Okay, how are you testing this?

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Well, let me tell you how I'm gonna test it.

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All right.

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I'm going to cast Thaumaturgy,

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and I'm gonna say, it's such a beautiful day,

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and see if it's three times as loud as normal.

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It definitely echoes through the muddy bunny alleyway.

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I'm startled, it's all getting, I'm like, Jesus.

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Had I been drinking a coffee,

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I've since dropped it on the ground.

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Spilled it all over here.

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You see in the window of the muddy bunny pet shop,

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bunnies just hopping wildly.

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Hold on, is it only bunnies in this pet shop?

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It's all that's been established so far,

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and I mean, what's in the window?

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They're just in a weird mud pit.

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They're like the dirtiest animals you've ever seen.

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You're like, why is this shop a place?

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But it's just got little bunnies in it, it's cute.

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Well, with that loud yell,

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I assume you're prepared.

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Do you have everything you require

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to check foundations or basements?

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Also, how did you make your voice that loud?

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Just gotta know, one magic user to another.

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Oh, it's just a little thing I like to call,

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and then I do it again.

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Thaumaturgy.

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Oh, my.

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Oh, boy.

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That is impressive.

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You didn't read it off a scroll or anything.

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How did you do it?

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Well, it's just one of the things I can do.

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I've heard about you.

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I know, you know, sometimes certain magics

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you can just do.

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Can I tell if she's a fellow druid?

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Can I give her a hug and just no?

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What's with even the hugging?

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You gotta roll high on your grope again.

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Can I roll?

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I mean, you could ask, but yeah.

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Are you a druid?

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Oh, that's so nice of you to ask.

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No, I'm not a druid.

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Are you gonna make me go through the whole list

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of all the magic people we have in our world?

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I mean, I feel like it's maybe a little bit

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weird of you to just be asking,

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but I mean, you did just get me out of prison, so.

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No, I'm so sorry.

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I would like it to be a surprise.

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Do I still have my bracer on

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or did they take that away when I was?

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Everything was taken from you previously.

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I will leave it up to Vorunax

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if they grant you things back.

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Mr. Mayor, how would you feel about me

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getting that bracer back?

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It's black, it's got a small diamond in it.

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Please call me Vorunax.

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Well, if you promise to stop yelling

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as loud as you have been, perhaps that can be arranged,

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but this is the kind of, you know,

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disrupting the peace that you were doing before,

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which has gotten you in this situation, so.

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Right, right.

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Perhaps dial it back a little bit,

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especially if you're going to be

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going into people's houses.

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And yes, I think we can arrange that,

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and I snap for one of the doctors

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to go get her belongings.

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One of the attendants goes back inside

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after a few moments,

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comes back out with a bag and box of things

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and hands them to you and appears

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all your belongings are in there.

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Great.

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Well, I've got a bracer that I strap on.

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And Lipsinki, what is it that this bracer does?

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Why does it mean so much to you?

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Well, it's got a lot of sentimental value

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and I press the diamond and it shoots out

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and it's a never-dulling shovel

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that I used to dig my holes.

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Well, isn't that just super handy?

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I press it again and it goes back in.

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Interesting.

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Wow, okay.

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Well, I don't think we're going to be needing that.

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I had an idea, Pip,

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that maybe you were feeling compelled to dig

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because these voices that you're hearing

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are underground.

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But I don't think anyone would be able to yell to you

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if they were just buried in a hole.

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Do you think maybe they could be in a basement somewhere?

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Well, Dolly, I don't know.

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I mean. Tunnel?

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Let me see if I can hear them.

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They'll be louder now that I'm outside.

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And what, do you want me to roll something right?

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Yeah. Okay.

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What do you want me to roll?

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Probably a D20.

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Arcana.

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Okay. Arcana.

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Okay.

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Probably a good.

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Is there going to be a perception?

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I'm just wondering. Yeah, no.

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Because it's not her knowledge of it.

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It's just being able to be open to the voices.

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Yeah, that's fair.

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Go perception.

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00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:17,560
Unless Arcana was a better roll for you.

262
00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:19,640
It was a way better roll, but that's okay.

263
00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:20,600
Oh, fuck.

264
00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,080
It's okay, it's a 19 anyway.

265
00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:25,480
I'll leave it to Amy to talk you out of a good roll.

266
00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:26,639
19.

267
00:11:26,639 --> 00:11:28,360
If she can't physically touch your dice,

268
00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:30,240
she will touch them with words.

269
00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:31,480
That's right.

270
00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:32,720
Watch out, I'll curse your dice.

271
00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:35,360
Yeah, as you exited the building,

272
00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:36,680
they were a little louder,

273
00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:38,800
but now that you're focusing on them,

274
00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:43,800
you can hear distinct cries or calls for help.

275
00:11:48,759 --> 00:11:51,680
No real, sorry, no real precise location.

276
00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:55,240
Just kind of echoing around.

277
00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:58,000
Okay, but several voices?

278
00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:58,840
Yes.

279
00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:01,360
Do you hear anything?

280
00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:02,240
Well, I can hear him,

281
00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:05,040
but I'm not sure exactly where I need to go.

282
00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:09,400
I mean, all I did before was just waited and listened

283
00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:12,000
and then went sort of, you know,

284
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,680
where it felt like the right place to go.

285
00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:17,440
So if y'all are on board for that plan again,

286
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:20,920
can we just do that?

287
00:12:20,919 --> 00:12:23,120
I don't have anything else scheduled for today.

288
00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:25,919
Yeah, no, this is why we're here.

289
00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:27,120
Let's do it.

290
00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:30,360
Okay, so I'm going to leave the Money Bunny Alley

291
00:12:31,439 --> 00:12:34,839
and head into town, I guess,

292
00:12:34,839 --> 00:12:39,240
sort of back towards the Blackpool Tavern and Inn.

293
00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:40,360
Inn and Tavern?

294
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,279
Whichever it was.

295
00:12:41,279 --> 00:12:42,240
Inn and Tavern.

296
00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:43,079
Okay.

297
00:12:43,079 --> 00:12:45,480
Lipsinki just starts walking away.

298
00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:48,000
Novrath says, well, if you need anything,

299
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:51,279
just feel free to give us a holler.

300
00:12:51,279 --> 00:12:52,399
Will do, buddy, buddy.

301
00:12:52,399 --> 00:12:53,360
Sure, yeah, will do.

302
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:55,960
I start skipping after Tip.

303
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:56,799
Y'all take care.

304
00:12:56,799 --> 00:12:58,120
I look forward to seeing what you find

305
00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,960
or hopefully don't find, of course.

306
00:13:01,039 --> 00:13:03,120
However, this could not get in the way

307
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:06,320
of a good day of chore, and so excuse us.

308
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:08,080
You head back through the streets.

309
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:14,879
It's fairly quiet in the streets compared to yesterday.

310
00:13:14,879 --> 00:13:16,679
Aren't as many people walking around.

311
00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:19,840
Everyone who you do see that smiles and waves at you.

312
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,000
Everyone?

313
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:22,840
Everyone.

314
00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:24,680
So that's what I was gonna say.

315
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:25,520
Everyone.

316
00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:26,720
No dead fish-eyed people?

317
00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:29,680
Yeah, everyone that you pass up by

318
00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:31,480
looks up at you and smiles and waves

319
00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:34,320
and then goes back to doing what they're doing.

320
00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:37,880
You, Lipsinki, you hear the voices.

321
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:43,440
And as you're going, they're getting stronger.

322
00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:45,120
Like they come in waves.

323
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:48,039
As you move through the center street,

324
00:13:48,039 --> 00:13:49,519
the main road in town,

325
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:55,919
you hear them very loud and then they kind of fade

326
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:59,039
and then come loud again and fade

327
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:03,919
as you are making your way down to the end.

328
00:14:03,919 --> 00:14:05,480
So like I'm tuning a radio

329
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:07,879
and I can't quite dial it in?

330
00:14:07,879 --> 00:14:10,600
Yeah, that's a good analogy for it, yes.

331
00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:14,560
Um, is it possible as I,

332
00:14:15,519 --> 00:14:18,000
to just stop when I hear it louder

333
00:14:19,519 --> 00:14:23,600
and see if I can get some kind of idea?

334
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,080
Yes, you stop.

335
00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,399
Make a perception check as you stop.

336
00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:28,240
Twin.

337
00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:30,639
You stop and you look down and you're looking around

338
00:14:30,639 --> 00:14:34,040
and you look back down the street to which you came

339
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,200
and you kind of walk back and forth

340
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,320
between two of the stronger points

341
00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:40,520
and you notice they're,

342
00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:41,760
the way that the houses are set up,

343
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:43,600
they're all directly across from each other

344
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:47,120
and you notice that they're kind of run directly

345
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:50,800
between the houses is where they're strongest.

346
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:54,240
So sorry, houses are facing each other along the street

347
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:57,280
and then sort of like perpendicular to house to house

348
00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:58,720
is sort of where I'm noticing.

349
00:14:58,720 --> 00:14:59,560
Exactly.

350
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:03,880
Well, y'all, I can really,

351
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,640
I'm really picking up something here

352
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:09,600
and I press the button like the diamond on my bracer

353
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,279
and I start digging in the street.

354
00:15:11,279 --> 00:15:12,279
No, hold on.

355
00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:13,360
Wait, wait.

356
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:14,559
It's just that I hear the voices

357
00:15:14,559 --> 00:15:15,799
and I've already dug so much.

358
00:15:15,799 --> 00:15:17,759
It's like kind of unbelievable

359
00:15:17,759 --> 00:15:19,519
how much I've dug already actually.

360
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:23,240
Like I just started and it's like 10 feet already.

361
00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:24,159
Oh my gosh.

362
00:15:24,159 --> 00:15:25,199
Okay.

363
00:15:25,199 --> 00:15:26,319
Lipsinki, stop.

364
00:15:26,319 --> 00:15:27,159
Stop, stop.

365
00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:28,000
All right.

366
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,000
Just for a second.

367
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,960
Let's, we've been given permission

368
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,480
to go into any house we want.

369
00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:34,039
Oh.

370
00:15:34,079 --> 00:15:37,719
So before we start wrecking their landscaping,

371
00:15:40,159 --> 00:15:43,519
maybe let's go into this nearest house

372
00:15:43,519 --> 00:15:46,079
and just see what we see.

373
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:48,639
And you tell us, hear what you hear.

374
00:15:48,639 --> 00:15:50,519
Rusty, did it get louder when I was digging?

375
00:15:50,519 --> 00:15:55,519
The deeper you go, it does become more amplified, yeah.

376
00:15:56,919 --> 00:15:58,240
Well, all right, we can try it that way,

377
00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:02,439
but I can, it's like I'm feeling it more

378
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:04,160
when I dig, when I get closer.

379
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:06,840
And I totally get that.

380
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:10,840
But my thing, just my thought process is

381
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:14,160
if there are people who need help under the ground,

382
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:19,160
there has to be an entry or an exit point somewhere.

383
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,400
Right.

384
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,240
Otherwise they're already suffocated down there.

385
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:26,040
So first, let's just check to see if

386
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:27,600
there's anything that we can find,

387
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:32,320
any trap doors, any tunnels that lead from basements,

388
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,519
and see if we can get to them that way.

389
00:16:34,519 --> 00:16:36,240
And if we don't find anything,

390
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:40,720
you can dig until you reach the other side of the world.

391
00:16:41,759 --> 00:16:42,720
Well, all right.

392
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:46,080
She's just like fucking excited.

393
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,480
She just wants to dig.

394
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:49,639
I just want to dig, man.

395
00:16:49,639 --> 00:16:52,800
All right, so we go up to the closest house

396
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:53,800
to where she's digging.

397
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,040
Sure, yeah, you go up to one of the houses

398
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:57,080
on one side of the street,

399
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:59,080
and you knock on the door.

400
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:00,560
Yes, we're not just gonna be like,

401
00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:04,160
I have authority and kick the door in Van Damme style.

402
00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:05,000
I don't know.

403
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,840
The power hasn't gone to my head yet.

404
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,000
Sorry, is Donnie with you?

405
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,799
We did not specify off the top there

406
00:17:09,799 --> 00:17:11,360
if he's flying tree to tree,

407
00:17:12,559 --> 00:17:15,519
licking his lips at sweet, sweet cows.

408
00:17:15,519 --> 00:17:19,799
I think we may have left him in maybe,

409
00:17:19,799 --> 00:17:22,360
we've let him go off and do his own thing.

410
00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:23,480
Just not to go too far.

411
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,319
And I'm constantly being like, Donnie?

412
00:17:25,319 --> 00:17:26,160
Yep.

413
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:27,440
You've been stealing cows, did you?

414
00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:28,759
Not yet.

415
00:17:28,759 --> 00:17:29,600
Not yet?

416
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:30,420
What?

417
00:17:30,420 --> 00:17:31,259
No.

418
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:32,080
Donnie.

419
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:32,920
Didn't.

420
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:33,759
Don't get yourself in trouble.

421
00:17:33,759 --> 00:17:35,640
Also, keep an eye out for that Vorunax guy.

422
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:37,480
Is that a...

423
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:44,920
I've got my eye on you kind of thing, or like?

424
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,840
Sure, you want to be a spy?

425
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:51,120
Well, I'm kind of a big gold dragon.

426
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:54,320
You are gold, yeah, and you are big.

427
00:17:54,319 --> 00:17:56,200
Just keep an eye out for anything weird.

428
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,119
All right, I'll just like, you know, fly above.

429
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:00,000
Yeah.

430
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:00,960
And see what I see.

431
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,720
Okay, you just keep yourself safe, man.

432
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:03,839
All right.

433
00:18:03,839 --> 00:18:05,039
Don't steal cows.

434
00:18:05,039 --> 00:18:06,019
Not yet.

435
00:18:07,759 --> 00:18:09,679
Knock, knock, knock on the door.

436
00:18:09,679 --> 00:18:11,879
Yeah, you hear footsteps from inside,

437
00:18:11,879 --> 00:18:16,599
and the door opens, and there is a halfling female

438
00:18:16,599 --> 00:18:17,679
who opens the door and says,

439
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:22,679
oh, you're the ones checking the basements for things?

440
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,519
They didn't, they said just to let you in.

441
00:18:25,519 --> 00:18:26,560
And we're just gonna look around.

442
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:30,759
We'll be very, as least intrusive as possible.

443
00:18:30,759 --> 00:18:34,160
Okay, Lipsinki, what's your passive perception?

444
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,240
It is.

445
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,279
You know, Flynn's is garbage, but yeah.

446
00:18:39,279 --> 00:18:40,600
Yeah, garbage damn.

447
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:45,720
Passive perception is 11.

448
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:48,240
Oh, it's, wow, it's outside.

449
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:49,480
Mine's only 14.

450
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:50,320
Yours is 19.

451
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:51,160
Only 14?

452
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,000
19.

453
00:18:52,279 --> 00:18:53,119
Sorry.

454
00:18:53,119 --> 00:18:53,960
Sorry.

455
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:54,799
Mine's 19.

456
00:18:54,799 --> 00:18:55,640
Only 19, Amy.

457
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,000
Sorry, Doc.

458
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,960
I didn't roll that for you.

459
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,119
It's true, you didn't.

460
00:19:01,119 --> 00:19:01,960
No, I didn't.

461
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,119
Although you might as well have.

462
00:19:04,119 --> 00:19:05,720
Probably licked your dice or something,

463
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:08,960
or you used them, as I'm known to do.

464
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,279
It's a real problem.

465
00:19:11,279 --> 00:19:13,559
That straight up may be one of the most disgusting things

466
00:19:13,559 --> 00:19:15,319
someone could possibly do.

467
00:19:15,319 --> 00:19:17,400
She lets you in, and you enter,

468
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:20,640
and you, she says, well, the basement is just

469
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,880
back and down the hall there.

470
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:27,440
Don't mind my boys, they're just playing their games.

471
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:29,960
And as you walk by the living room,

472
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:33,720
there are two younger halflings,

473
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:37,800
and they are looking at a board game,

474
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:40,440
makeshift board game in the middle of the table.

475
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:43,280
And you go down to the basement.

476
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,680
What do we see?

477
00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:48,640
What do you hear?

478
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:49,680
Also, what do I hear?

479
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:50,520
Good question.

480
00:19:51,359 --> 00:19:53,879
And here, this is a full sensory adventure.

481
00:19:53,879 --> 00:19:56,359
I wanna be completely enveloped by this basement.

482
00:19:56,359 --> 00:19:57,720
Are we able to touch things

483
00:19:57,720 --> 00:20:00,240
in a three-dimensional sort of way?

484
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,079
Yes.

485
00:20:01,079 --> 00:20:02,319
Can I lick something?

486
00:20:02,319 --> 00:20:03,440
Yeah.

487
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:04,279
No.

488
00:20:04,279 --> 00:20:05,279
I mean, you can.

489
00:20:05,279 --> 00:20:06,119
That's right, I do what I want.

490
00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:07,960
All right, you head down the stairs,

491
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:10,240
and they're creaky old wooden stairs

492
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,759
into an unfinished basement.

493
00:20:12,759 --> 00:20:14,960
I love that you said unfinished basement.

494
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,920
It just occurred to me that we could've gone down,

495
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:18,799
and it could've been completely dry walled.

496
00:20:18,799 --> 00:20:19,639
Totally.

497
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:20,640
It's nice flooring.

498
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:21,480
It's just a set board.

499
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:22,320
It's not cold.

500
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:23,160
It's just a rec room.

501
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,840
Like, oh, shit.

502
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:25,960
Heated floors for the winter.

503
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,880
There are bookshelves.

504
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,320
This is where I should've placed the kids.

505
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:30,160
God damn it.

506
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,560
You can wreck on it, Ross.

507
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:33,720
You can wreck on it.

508
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:34,560
That's true.

509
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,080
No, it's an unfinished basement,

510
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:41,080
and the voices are louder for Lipsinki.

511
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:46,440
You look around, everybody make an investigation check.

512
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:50,480
14.

513
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:51,320
Uh-huh.

514
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:52,160
23.

515
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,520
Five.

516
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:56,480
Classic Amy.

517
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:57,600
Yeah.

518
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:58,880
Five.

519
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,800
That's what it was last time I investigated something.

520
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:05,080
Thea, you're busy thinking about-

521
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,640
About how they could turn this into a rec room.

522
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,160
About how they could turn this into a rec room

523
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:09,440
for those two kids upstairs.

524
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,440
So great, just such a great place to play.

525
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:15,160
You flash back to walking by them,

526
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:19,560
and you kind of get a feeling,

527
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:21,160
the same kind of feeling that you got yesterday

528
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,200
when you saw some people,

529
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:27,120
is that they were very straight-faced, unlooking.

530
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,000
They're just kind of focusing on the board,

531
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,560
but not really making moves to the board.

532
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:34,360
Lipsinki and Flint,

533
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,680
you look around, and Lipsinki,

534
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:40,000
maybe even you get down to the floor.

535
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,720
You like to be near the dirt.

536
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:43,560
That makes sense.

537
00:21:43,559 --> 00:21:46,039
Yeah, I can see myself towards where the street

538
00:21:46,039 --> 00:21:49,359
would be pressed right up against

539
00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:54,359
to see what I, if I can hear more or sense anything.

540
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,599
Maybe I even cast Detect Magic.

541
00:21:59,159 --> 00:22:00,319
If you want to, you certainly can.

542
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,159
I do want to.

543
00:22:01,159 --> 00:22:02,000
Please tell me if you do so.

544
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,200
I do, it's a can trip.

545
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,639
I can just do it.

546
00:22:04,639 --> 00:22:05,480
Sure.

547
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:06,299
Oh, nice.

548
00:22:06,299 --> 00:22:07,240
I have to waste a spell slot for mine.

549
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,839
Yeah, you Detect Magic all over the place, girlfriend.

550
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:11,839
You do so.

551
00:22:11,839 --> 00:22:15,720
You don't detect anything particularly magic

552
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,359
about this room at all, really.

553
00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:20,119
I mean, you detect some items on Flint and Thea

554
00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:23,759
that give off an aura of magic.

555
00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,279
You're looking around and I point my boots

556
00:22:25,279 --> 00:22:29,240
and like, eh, my amulet, eh, my ring, eh, my bow.

557
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:31,279
Like all of his weapons.

558
00:22:31,279 --> 00:22:32,119
All the weapons.

559
00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:33,720
They're just glowing.

560
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:34,559
It's beautiful.

561
00:22:34,559 --> 00:22:35,379
It's magical.

562
00:22:35,379 --> 00:22:36,919
But then as you're walking around,

563
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:41,920
you step on a, what sounds like an echo.

564
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,680
You get like an echoey of a footstep

565
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:47,560
and you look down and it's covered in dirt,

566
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,880
but it doesn't sound like any of the other footsteps

567
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,720
that you had taken up to that point.

568
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:52,560
Perfect.

569
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:54,720
I'm going to just look right through that.

570
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,600
I can just see through objects.

571
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:58,960
So can I just see something through it?

572
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:01,000
I love this character.

573
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:01,880
It's very exciting.

574
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:02,720
This is fantastic.

575
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:03,800
What's the see through?

576
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,360
Let me find it.

577
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:06,960
Tag.

578
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,040
Oh, ghostly gaze.

579
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,760
Once per short rest,

580
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,560
you can gain the ability to see through solid objects

581
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:17,120
with dark vision to a range of 30 feet.

582
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:19,880
Holy shit.

583
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:20,720
Pretty dope.

584
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:23,040
We're going to steal something together later.

585
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,800
You see through, and I picture it kind of like,

586
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,240
you know, a movie when it goes,

587
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,160
like you see all of the elements

588
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,720
as you like kind of zoom through it.

589
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:33,080
So you see like the layer of dirt

590
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:36,039
that goes through a layer of like a wood plank,

591
00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:39,000
a wood planked door in the floor.

592
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,919
And then it opens up into a, an open chamber,

593
00:23:42,919 --> 00:23:44,000
like a walkway.

594
00:23:46,079 --> 00:23:47,559
I don't know how deep you're going here.

595
00:23:47,559 --> 00:23:49,079
And then it goes back into dirt again.

596
00:23:49,079 --> 00:23:51,000
You kind of back up a little bit.

597
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:51,839
Whoa, too far.

598
00:23:51,839 --> 00:23:52,679
Like too far?

599
00:23:52,679 --> 00:23:53,519
Zoom back in.

600
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:57,599
Y'all, there's a chamber down here.

601
00:23:57,599 --> 00:24:00,319
I just look through the dirt and the wood

602
00:24:00,319 --> 00:24:02,000
and I can see that there's a room down there.

603
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,920
And I think if it's all right with you,

604
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:06,400
I'm going to use my shovel

605
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,160
and I'm going to get us down into it.

606
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,960
You can see through things?

607
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:11,799
Oh, sure.

608
00:24:11,799 --> 00:24:13,279
Yeah, you bet.

609
00:24:13,279 --> 00:24:14,119
Oh, okay.

610
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:15,240
I'm just curious.

611
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:20,240
I just want to know, can you do this all the time?

612
00:24:20,519 --> 00:24:21,839
Well, I need to, you know,

613
00:24:21,839 --> 00:24:23,559
take a little break every once in a while,

614
00:24:23,559 --> 00:24:26,039
but yeah, I mean, a couple of times a day

615
00:24:26,039 --> 00:24:28,480
if I need to probably, if I get a little rest in,

616
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:29,319
eat my lunch or whatever.

617
00:24:29,319 --> 00:24:30,799
You like to dig, yeah?

618
00:24:30,799 --> 00:24:31,960
Yeah.

619
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:34,440
All right.

620
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,120
Just wondering why she dug before she bothered

621
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:39,319
to look through to see where she was digging to.

622
00:24:39,319 --> 00:24:40,160
But it doesn't matter.

623
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:41,319
She likes to dig.

624
00:24:41,319 --> 00:24:42,400
Yeah, dig, girl, dig.

625
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:43,240
Okay.

626
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:48,240
So I use my shovel, which is Sharpie the Shovel,

627
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,480
and it is very quick.

628
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:53,200
It's like something redonkulous.

629
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,480
Let me find the stats, but.

630
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,120
So Sharpie the Shovel, I can dig.

631
00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:58,680
Would you say this is a soft soil

632
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:01,360
or probably a firm soil, probably a packed soil?

633
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,559
Yeah, it's like a medium firm.

634
00:25:04,559 --> 00:25:06,079
Okay, well then let's split the difference

635
00:25:06,079 --> 00:25:09,519
and say I can dig 20 feet using Sharpie the Shovel,

636
00:25:09,519 --> 00:25:12,120
like just lickety split.

637
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,920
Does she dig four inches and then she finds a piece of wood?

638
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:17,920
I can dig through the wood.

639
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:18,759
Yeah, no.

640
00:25:18,759 --> 00:25:19,600
Oh my God.

641
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:20,840
Like it's, I'd say it's.

642
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:21,840
I can dig through stone.

643
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:23,600
I gotta assume I can dig through the wood.

644
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:27,240
You're a mole in like a little drill machine.

645
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:28,840
That's how I imagine you.

646
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:31,319
It definitely isn't that far down

647
00:25:31,319 --> 00:25:33,639
just because of, you know, you heard the sound.

648
00:25:33,639 --> 00:25:35,000
If it was more than a couple of feet,

649
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,480
I'd assume that you wouldn't have heard

650
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,319
like the clang on the wood, but you dig

651
00:25:38,319 --> 00:25:40,919
and it just like the wood panel explodes

652
00:25:40,919 --> 00:25:42,679
down into the floor.

653
00:25:42,679 --> 00:25:43,960
You fall in behind it

654
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,960
and now you're in a dark chamber,

655
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,960
kind of stonewalled, mossy.

656
00:25:50,919 --> 00:25:53,079
It's dark vision, but you can still see.

657
00:25:53,079 --> 00:25:58,079
There's a single door that would be on the street side.

658
00:25:59,319 --> 00:26:00,439
Are you okay?

659
00:26:00,439 --> 00:26:01,279
Oh, I'm all right.

660
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:03,279
It's dark down here, but y'all should come down.

661
00:26:03,279 --> 00:26:05,519
You guys got the dark vision or?

662
00:26:05,519 --> 00:26:06,440
Yeah, I do.

663
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,639
Yeah, me too.

664
00:26:09,039 --> 00:26:11,240
Flint, I'm just curious.

665
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:14,279
There's something wrong with the kids upstairs.

666
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,839
Yeah, it's like those people you saw yesterday.

667
00:26:17,839 --> 00:26:20,720
They didn't really react to much of anything, did they?

668
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,639
Those kids weren't doing anything around that board.

669
00:26:22,639 --> 00:26:23,639
They weren't fighting.

670
00:26:23,639 --> 00:26:25,160
They weren't arguing.

671
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:26,879
I don't even know if they're kids at all.

672
00:26:26,879 --> 00:26:29,319
Do you wanna go down with her?

673
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:31,159
I'm worried if we all go down there,

674
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,119
we could end up trapped.

675
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:35,879
One of us should stay up here.

676
00:26:35,879 --> 00:26:39,879
But I think we'd be better served to all be down there

677
00:26:39,879 --> 00:26:43,119
because then we'd have all of our abilities

678
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:48,119
to get through whatever might be happening down there.

679
00:26:48,679 --> 00:26:51,240
Okay, yeah, I get what you're saying.

680
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:52,079
It's important.

681
00:26:52,079 --> 00:26:54,519
Do you think they'd let me tie them up upstairs?

682
00:26:56,639 --> 00:26:58,359
I mean, it feels like a bit of an abuse

683
00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:00,480
of our free rein here.

684
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:01,320
Okay, fair enough.

685
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:04,640
Just a suggestion, couldn't we just block the door?

686
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:08,320
I was just gonna say, can I go to the top and melt?

687
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:11,160
I assume they have metal handles

688
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:14,680
and melt the mechanism with produce flame

689
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:18,680
so that the door can't be opened.

690
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,080
Yeah.

691
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,160
I do it.

692
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:24,360
Do so.

693
00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:28,360
You produce some flame and it's blasting out.

694
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:33,400
It's a flame, so the door catches fire.

695
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:36,520
Oh no, hold on, do I have something better?

696
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:37,360
Do you have something like heat metal?

697
00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:39,160
How about heat metal?

698
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,800
Where's my heat metal?

699
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:41,720
You might have dropped it.

700
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:42,920
I feel like you got rid of it

701
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,560
after three playing sessions.

702
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:45,400
I did, because I was like fuck this.

703
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,440
All right, you've already lit the door on fire.

704
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:48,760
I've lit the door on fire.

705
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:49,600
You've already lit the door on fire.

706
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,840
God damn it, I've lit the door on fire.

707
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,120
Oh, okay.

708
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:55,840
You hear a knock from the other side.

709
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,040
Is everything, there's smoke coming out.

710
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:58,280
Is everything okay down there?

711
00:27:58,280 --> 00:27:59,720
Everything's fine, I'm so sorry.

712
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:00,640
This was my bad.

713
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:05,640
And I take, I take like my cloak

714
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:08,640
and I patted the flames.

715
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,240
I assume like it didn't just go up

716
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:11,600
like it was kindling.

717
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,720
Okay, no, everything's fine.

718
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,520
I'm really sorry about that.

719
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:18,640
As you were.

720
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:19,480
Right.

721
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,080
Is there anything downstairs?

722
00:28:22,079 --> 00:28:24,519
There's a chair I can shove at the top of the stair.

723
00:28:24,519 --> 00:28:25,759
I mean, you've melted the handle,

724
00:28:25,759 --> 00:28:26,599
but the door lit on fire as well.

725
00:28:26,599 --> 00:28:28,839
Oh I have, and the door lit on fire, okay.

726
00:28:28,839 --> 00:28:32,119
Well then, problem solved.

727
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:34,079
And I head down the tunnel.

728
00:28:34,079 --> 00:28:35,519
Hey, you hop down in.

729
00:28:36,559 --> 00:28:37,720
You get down in there, Flint,

730
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:38,759
you're already down there.

731
00:28:38,759 --> 00:28:39,599
Yep.

732
00:28:39,599 --> 00:28:42,240
And as, Thea, as you get down,

733
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,480
you hear kind of a groan

734
00:28:45,679 --> 00:28:47,720
coming from beyond the door that you see.

735
00:28:48,639 --> 00:28:49,480
Guys.

736
00:28:52,439 --> 00:28:55,240
There's something on the other side of that door groaning.

737
00:28:56,759 --> 00:29:00,319
Did it sound like a person or an animal or?

738
00:29:00,319 --> 00:29:01,599
Do I know if it sounded?

739
00:29:03,679 --> 00:29:06,359
Like I've heard a lot of creatures groan.

740
00:29:06,359 --> 00:29:07,879
Am I like, that's an ogre.

741
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,159
You don't specifically know.

742
00:29:11,159 --> 00:29:12,000
I don't know.

743
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,159
Okay.

744
00:29:14,159 --> 00:29:16,079
Well, let's just go ahead carefully.

745
00:29:16,079 --> 00:29:18,559
Either there's a person who's heard on the other side

746
00:29:18,559 --> 00:29:21,119
or it could be, you know, something nasty.

747
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:24,200
Okay, I'm gonna cast Primal Savagery.

748
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:28,120
So my teeth and fingernails sharpen

749
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:29,640
and I'm like ready to attack.

750
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:31,040
Yeah, exactly.

751
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,960
Amy made a face and it was exactly what happens.

752
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:37,280
Thea, you definitely see this happen.

753
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:38,640
Flint, I don't think you see this happen,

754
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,000
but Thea, you see this happen.

755
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,960
Her nails extend, I'm assuming,

756
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:44,600
kind of like longer daggers.

757
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:45,440
Kind of like a-

758
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:46,280
Like Wolverine style.

759
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:47,640
Yeah, but not Wolverine who's his brother?

760
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:48,880
More animal.

761
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:49,720
Sabertooth?

762
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:50,560
Sabertooth, you know,

763
00:29:50,559 --> 00:29:53,879
in the gross one, when it's Leav Schreiber,

764
00:29:53,879 --> 00:29:54,919
I kind of do that.

765
00:29:54,919 --> 00:29:55,759
Yeah.

766
00:29:55,759 --> 00:29:58,279
Kind of, yeah, Leav Schreiber's it.

767
00:29:58,279 --> 00:30:01,399
The extension of the teeth and the nails.

768
00:30:01,399 --> 00:30:02,960
Oh, sweet god.

769
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,759
Oh, don't worry about it, it's just to protect us.

770
00:30:05,759 --> 00:30:07,480
No fair, you do you.

771
00:30:08,799 --> 00:30:10,440
All right, what are you doing?

772
00:30:12,639 --> 00:30:14,279
Am I the closest?

773
00:30:14,279 --> 00:30:15,399
I can open the door.

774
00:30:15,399 --> 00:30:16,240
Sure.

775
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:17,159
Or can I open the door?

776
00:30:17,159 --> 00:30:18,679
I guess is the question.

777
00:30:18,679 --> 00:30:20,319
You go to the door and it opens

778
00:30:20,359 --> 00:30:21,200
for you, that's what you want to do.

779
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:22,879
That's what I want to do.

780
00:30:22,879 --> 00:30:24,919
Make a dexterity saving throw.

781
00:30:24,919 --> 00:30:25,759
I will.

782
00:30:25,759 --> 00:30:26,799
You should have checked for traps.

783
00:30:26,799 --> 00:30:29,039
We've been playing for how long?

784
00:30:29,039 --> 00:30:29,879
Not long enough.

785
00:30:29,879 --> 00:30:30,679
How long you don't know how long

786
00:30:30,679 --> 00:30:31,519
I've been playing for?

787
00:30:31,519 --> 00:30:32,359
We didn't check for traps at all.

788
00:30:32,359 --> 00:30:34,720
This is a whole new gal.

789
00:30:38,839 --> 00:30:39,759
That's a six.

790
00:30:42,399 --> 00:30:45,439
You open the door hastily.

791
00:30:45,439 --> 00:30:47,480
The sound of the voices are kind of clouding

792
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:49,720
your judgment at this point.

793
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,920
You open the door and an arrow flies

794
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,160
and sticks into your shoulder.

795
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:57,759
Beyond, you see a man holding a crossbow

796
00:30:57,759 --> 00:31:00,039
and beside him,

797
00:31:00,039 --> 00:31:04,400
Thea, you get a sickening twist in your gut

798
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:08,200
as you see two zombies beginning to lurch forward.

799
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,000
Roll for initiative.

800
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,559
Fucking Jesus Christ.

801
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:15,240
13.

802
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:17,799
Kyle, do you want to play some zombies?

803
00:31:17,799 --> 00:31:18,640
Sure.

804
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:22,560
I'll put in the rolls for zombies.

805
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:23,400
All right.

806
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:26,720
That's a one plus my two initiative bonus, that's three.

807
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:28,120
17 for flip.

808
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:32,160
I want it to go last so I could really, you know.

809
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:33,400
Just really Amy it.

810
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:39,800
Stop using my name as a verb or an adjective.

811
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,520
Russ, do you just want to put all the baddies

812
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:42,600
together in one?

813
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,200
Yeah, let's do that.

814
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:46,040
You got it.

815
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:50,359
One cult guy, two zombies.

816
00:31:50,359 --> 00:31:51,680
Cool.

817
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:55,279
I did roll a five with a negative two and makes it three.

818
00:31:55,279 --> 00:31:56,680
Yeah.

819
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:57,799
Zombies are quick.

820
00:31:57,799 --> 00:31:59,839
Hey, get your own number.

821
00:31:59,839 --> 00:32:01,399
So you've got higher decks

822
00:32:01,399 --> 00:32:04,279
so we'll go with you first over the zombies.

823
00:32:04,279 --> 00:32:05,119
Yeah.

824
00:32:05,119 --> 00:32:07,680
I'm gonna roll a different one for the cultist.

825
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:08,960
He's gonna get to go here.

826
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:09,960
So exciting.

827
00:32:11,639 --> 00:32:13,519
All right, Flint, you're up first.

828
00:32:13,519 --> 00:32:17,839
Lipsinki is in front of you blocking the doorway

829
00:32:17,839 --> 00:32:20,759
although she did just take an arrow to the shoulder.

830
00:32:22,279 --> 00:32:24,039
And I assume you're short behind her

831
00:32:24,039 --> 00:32:26,160
usually is your motive.

832
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:27,000
Sure, yep.

833
00:32:28,319 --> 00:32:30,759
Is she fully blocking the doorway?

834
00:32:30,759 --> 00:32:32,759
Well, I'm a very small person so.

835
00:32:32,759 --> 00:32:33,599
Very small person.

836
00:32:33,599 --> 00:32:34,440
I mean, you're pretty small too but.

837
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:37,079
And it took it probably turned to the side

838
00:32:37,079 --> 00:32:38,200
when it hit so.

839
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,240
So I'd be able to kind of shimmy past if need be.

840
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:41,319
Yeah, you bet.

841
00:32:41,319 --> 00:32:42,160
All right.

842
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,480
Are these zombies and or cultist?

843
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:49,480
The cultist is like 40 feet down the hallway.

844
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,440
The zombies are about 10 feet moving towards.

845
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:55,759
Oh yeah, let's get into it with the zombies.

846
00:32:55,759 --> 00:33:00,759
All right, I'm going to sneak past Pip

847
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:04,320
and I will pull out my moist tongue long sword

848
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,720
and say the magic word of moist.

849
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,480
Lovely.

850
00:33:09,519 --> 00:33:12,440
Yep, you can thank our one of our patrons for that item.

851
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:13,279
That's Ty.

852
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:19,120
And I will roll to attack the nearest zombie.

853
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:22,120
Flint's blade begins to glisten

854
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:25,920
as this gel begins to move down the blade

855
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:29,000
and glow a light iridescent blue.

856
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:30,920
And lubed up like that

857
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,440
that just slides right through.

858
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,000
Just right on in there.

859
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,680
That's 19 for the first attack.

860
00:33:37,759 --> 00:33:38,759
I mean, yeah.

861
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:42,000
Okay, well, you never know.

862
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,360
Yeah, it could be a zombie with armor.

863
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:45,200
Right.

864
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:51,480
So the first one that is eight plus five, so 13.

865
00:33:53,319 --> 00:33:55,640
And that's cold damage.

866
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:56,480
Okay.

867
00:33:58,240 --> 00:33:59,480
Okay, if that matters.

868
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,079
It's chilly.

869
00:34:01,079 --> 00:34:03,880
I might as well just roll my next two attacks at once.

870
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:04,960
Yeah, go for it.

871
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,920
They were both 11 plus 10, so that's 21.

872
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:11,599
You got them.

873
00:34:11,599 --> 00:34:12,960
You're a zombie rage machine.

874
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,159
12.

875
00:34:14,159 --> 00:34:16,119
I yell from the back, slice them up.

876
00:34:16,119 --> 00:34:18,360
10 and five is 15, so 27 total

877
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:19,519
for those last two attacks.

878
00:34:19,519 --> 00:34:22,440
So Flint rushes forward, his blade glistening,

879
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:25,960
takes two huge chops into the first zombie

880
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,840
and it falls to the ground.

881
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:31,159
Then swinging over to the second one

882
00:34:31,159 --> 00:34:34,039
takes a large chunk out of its side

883
00:34:34,039 --> 00:34:36,199
as it lets out a groan.

884
00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:38,679
And Lipsinki, it's your turn.

885
00:34:38,679 --> 00:34:43,079
Okay, so I am probably closest to the dude that shot me.

886
00:34:43,079 --> 00:34:43,960
He's down the hall.

887
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:47,000
Okay, so a zombie is closer then.

888
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,839
Yeah, so Flint, zombie, and guy down the hall.

889
00:34:50,839 --> 00:34:55,839
Okay, well, I've already got my primal savagery going,

890
00:34:56,639 --> 00:34:59,559
so I may as well try and attack that zombie.

891
00:34:59,559 --> 00:35:02,960
So I don't know what my...

892
00:35:04,039 --> 00:35:07,000
Hey, you're good at casting spells, Amy.

893
00:35:07,039 --> 00:35:09,639
What do I add to an attack spell?

894
00:35:09,639 --> 00:35:12,840
To an attack spell, you have a spell attack bonus.

895
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:14,800
Up at the top, you see your modifier,

896
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,559
spell attack, and save DC.

897
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,199
If you click on the spells tag.

898
00:35:19,199 --> 00:35:20,599
Yeah, you've got a spell tag.

899
00:35:20,599 --> 00:35:22,760
Okay, so that's a 19.

900
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:24,559
New rules.

901
00:35:24,559 --> 00:35:25,679
Good job, Amy.

902
00:35:25,679 --> 00:35:26,519
Try it.

903
00:35:26,519 --> 00:35:27,480
Yeah.

904
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:28,400
That hit, sorry?

905
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:29,239
It does.

906
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:33,159
Okay, so I'm gonna do 3D10 acid damage.

907
00:35:33,839 --> 00:35:35,039
Hmm.

908
00:35:35,039 --> 00:35:40,039
Which is 10, 19, plus seven is 26 damage.

909
00:35:42,359 --> 00:35:43,399
So how does it look?

910
00:35:43,399 --> 00:35:44,759
Holy shit, probably not good.

911
00:35:44,759 --> 00:35:45,920
It probably smells worse.

912
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,519
It does seem like gross, right?

913
00:35:48,519 --> 00:35:50,799
Because I have these gross nails,

914
00:35:50,799 --> 00:35:55,799
and I'm this weird saber tooth Nosferatu combo

915
00:35:55,879 --> 00:35:57,719
that shoots acid out.

916
00:35:57,719 --> 00:36:00,039
I just got a very accurate vision of you.

917
00:36:00,039 --> 00:36:00,879
But little.

918
00:36:00,879 --> 00:36:01,719
Yeah, but tiny.

919
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:05,960
Big red pigtails sticking up the side.

920
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:08,320
So yeah, I feel like it is very,

921
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,560
it smells like bile or something,

922
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,600
just like really disgusting.

923
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:13,720
When you bring up the pigtails,

924
00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:17,280
I keep thinking of Helga Pataki from Hey Arnold.

925
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:18,880
Yeah, kinda like that.

926
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:22,000
I'm thinking Pippi Longstocking, straight up.

927
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,760
Yes, that happens, and the flesh begins to melt away,

928
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,920
and it begins to melt through the bone,

929
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,040
and that zombie just falls to the ground

930
00:36:30,039 --> 00:36:32,480
in like a puddle of ooze.

931
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,880
And do you have any other attacks, options?

932
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:36,519
I don't, but I go back to normal,

933
00:36:36,519 --> 00:36:40,199
like my teeth and fingers, like I'm normal again.

934
00:36:40,199 --> 00:36:41,400
I think I only get one attack.

935
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,759
You are small, but impressive.

936
00:36:45,599 --> 00:36:46,440
That's what everybody says about me.

937
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,960
You all look up as the cultist

938
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:51,119
readies another arrow.

939
00:36:51,119 --> 00:36:55,039
The 16 on the die against the little thing

940
00:36:55,039 --> 00:36:58,159
that just clawed up a, well, yeah.

941
00:36:59,159 --> 00:37:01,359
A perfectly fine zombie.

942
00:37:01,359 --> 00:37:02,199
Yeah.

943
00:37:02,199 --> 00:37:03,920
So yeah, that'll hit.

944
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:05,559
The ravenous looking one.

945
00:37:05,559 --> 00:37:09,239
And yeah, 18 with modifier, so yeah.

946
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:13,960
The arrow flies loose, and that's a D8 plus four.

947
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,119
D8 plus four.

948
00:37:15,119 --> 00:37:17,960
That is a one on the die, so five damage.

949
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:19,599
Yeah. So good.

950
00:37:19,599 --> 00:37:21,679
Guess we didn't give you damage off the first one.

951
00:37:21,679 --> 00:37:22,519
That's fine.

952
00:37:22,519 --> 00:37:23,839
It was more for flavor than anything.

953
00:37:23,839 --> 00:37:24,679
Yeah.

954
00:37:25,599 --> 00:37:27,199
You know she's not gonna die down here,

955
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:28,200
so that's fine.

956
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,520
And as that cultist lets loose the arrow,

957
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:35,080
he runs down the hallway to the side.

958
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,240
Can I do a reaction before he does that?

959
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:39,640
How do reactions work?

960
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:41,160
Spells are new to me.

961
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:42,360
Good question.

962
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,360
I've never had a reaction spell, I'm interested.

963
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,840
As something happens, you can react to it.

964
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:48,520
So he fired, you can react.

965
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,120
I wanna react.

966
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:51,160
Okay, what are you reacting?

967
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:53,240
I am reacting with a hellish rebuke.

968
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:56,520
So I point my finger,

969
00:37:56,520 --> 00:38:00,000
and he is momentarily surrounded by hellish flames.

970
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,920
He has to make a dex saving throw.

971
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,680
Well, he ain't running nowhere.

972
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,680
He's got a dex of two there, Kyle.

973
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:10,400
Yes.

974
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:13,880
That'll be a six total.

975
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:18,640
Okay, so that will not be successful, surprisingly.

976
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:23,040
So he takes two D10 plus.

977
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,920
When you cast a spell using a spell spot of second level

978
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:30,400
or higher, the damage increases by one D10

979
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:33,199
for each slot above first.

980
00:38:34,159 --> 00:38:35,279
I have four D10,

981
00:38:35,279 --> 00:38:37,679
so let's say I'm casting it at fourth level.

982
00:38:40,639 --> 00:38:42,279
It's 10, 20 damage.

983
00:38:43,279 --> 00:38:45,480
As he lets out the arrow and moves to run,

984
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,920
he's surrounded in these flames,

985
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,039
lets out a hideous, like,

986
00:38:50,039 --> 00:38:51,960
he's just in pain and anguish

987
00:38:52,639 --> 00:38:54,559
as you see his skin begin to bubble

988
00:38:54,559 --> 00:38:56,599
as he runs down the hallway.

989
00:38:59,079 --> 00:39:01,920
How far do you assume he gets?

990
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:05,559
He's out of sight, it's like, 30 feet.

991
00:39:07,119 --> 00:39:11,159
So I run forward, I will run forward 30 feet,

992
00:39:11,159 --> 00:39:16,159
and then I will cast Eldritch Blast on my dude.

993
00:39:18,639 --> 00:39:19,760
Okay.

994
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:21,119
And I'm going to-

995
00:39:21,159 --> 00:39:22,599
40 feet to the end of the hallway.

996
00:39:22,599 --> 00:39:24,719
So you're 10 feet from the end of the hallway.

997
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:27,480
Okay, well, this beam is 120 feet.

998
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:28,599
Okay, what I'm saying, though,

999
00:39:28,599 --> 00:39:31,000
is you have no line of sight of him

1000
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,319
because you've run 30 feet down to the-

1001
00:39:32,319 --> 00:39:34,799
It doesn't say I need to have him in sight.

1002
00:39:34,799 --> 00:39:36,440
It just says a target.

1003
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,519
You can't see him as a target,

1004
00:39:38,519 --> 00:39:39,359
is what I'm telling you.

1005
00:39:39,359 --> 00:39:40,480
Can I not round that corner?

1006
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,000
Can you bend bullets?

1007
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:42,839
I mean, they're not bullets, but-

1008
00:39:42,839 --> 00:39:44,759
Can you bend bullets?

1009
00:39:44,759 --> 00:39:46,639
Like, no, you can't see him.

1010
00:39:46,639 --> 00:39:49,039
Fuck this guy, I just start to chase after him then.

1011
00:39:49,039 --> 00:39:50,119
I dash.

1012
00:39:50,119 --> 00:39:51,719
No, I don't dash, I just run.

1013
00:39:52,679 --> 00:39:54,039
If I dash, I'm going to catch up to him,

1014
00:39:54,039 --> 00:39:54,880
and then he's going to hit me.

1015
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,159
Okay, so you're down 10 feet from the end of the hallway.

1016
00:39:57,159 --> 00:39:58,000
Sure.

1017
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:58,839
Come on, guys!

1018
00:39:58,839 --> 00:40:00,880
I mean, you can dash and not use all of your movement.

1019
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:03,119
You can be to where you can see down the hallway

1020
00:40:03,119 --> 00:40:04,519
and call it there.

1021
00:40:04,519 --> 00:40:07,119
Can I go to the corner and look around?

1022
00:40:07,119 --> 00:40:07,960
Sure.

1023
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:08,839
That's what I want to do.

1024
00:40:08,839 --> 00:40:11,199
You see him running down the hallway.

1025
00:40:11,199 --> 00:40:12,960
He's 30 feet down the hallway.

1026
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:14,359
I yell, wimp!

1027
00:40:14,359 --> 00:40:15,199
Yeah.

1028
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:19,400
Kyle, can you roll me an attack roll, please?

1029
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:21,680
Oh, and I bring my head back.

1030
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,559
That would be a 16 on the die again.

1031
00:40:23,559 --> 00:40:26,840
The first zombie that was cut into by Flint

1032
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:30,320
reaches up and grabs at him.

1033
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,400
The zombies didn't come back.

1034
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:33,240
What the fuck is this?

1035
00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:34,920
So that punches into your leg, Flint,

1036
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:38,079
and you take that bludgeoning damage as he lets out,

1037
00:40:38,079 --> 00:40:39,160
and they go, ugh!

1038
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:43,119
Is this non-magic bludgeoning damage?

1039
00:40:43,119 --> 00:40:44,680
This is non-magic bludgeoning damage.

1040
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:46,000
This is zombie damage.

1041
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,760
And how much damage am I eating on this?

1042
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:51,480
It is a one on the die, so two bludgeoning.

1043
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,200
Two bludgeoning damage.

1044
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,560
Okie dokie.

1045
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:58,720
So there's one zombie who's trying to make a move on you.

1046
00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:00,280
The other zombie is an oozy puddle.

1047
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:01,720
Is he caressing his leg?

1048
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:05,400
Yeah, he's just moving his hand up and down.

1049
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,440
So Flint, back to you.

1050
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,960
All right, so the zombie is grabbed onto my leg?

1051
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:11,080
Yes, sir.

1052
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:14,960
Okay, I will attempt to extricate my leg

1053
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,519
from the situation via my longsword.

1054
00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:22,280
It's a 23 for that one.

1055
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:23,119
Nah.

1056
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:25,159
Nah.

1057
00:41:25,159 --> 00:41:27,480
He has a metal arm somehow, like what?

1058
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,480
Yeah, like what?

1059
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:32,720
And that is 13 damage on the first attack.

1060
00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:35,400
Yeah, you cut down into its head

1061
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:40,400
as it slams into your leg and it splits wide open.

1062
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,519
I yell back, didn't you kill that one already?

1063
00:41:42,519 --> 00:41:44,800
Yeah, yeah, it looks like they're coming back.

1064
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,880
Is it still hanging onto me?

1065
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:48,960
I mean, it's just kind of got a grip on you,

1066
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,440
but it's dead.

1067
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:51,280
Again.

1068
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:52,120
Okay.

1069
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:52,960
Again.

1070
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,280
Yeah, I was like, was it dead to begin with?

1071
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:59,280
I'll, I guess, try to dash with one of my remaining actions

1072
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:02,160
to try to get to where he is.

1073
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:04,039
Sure, yep, you can absolutely make it.

1074
00:42:04,039 --> 00:42:07,039
I mean, you guys, the cultist is 30 feet down

1075
00:42:07,039 --> 00:42:08,240
the hallway, so we can just say

1076
00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:10,200
you're out of combat for the moment.

1077
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:11,039
Sure.

1078
00:42:11,039 --> 00:42:12,600
Well, I mean, I could throw something at him,

1079
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:13,480
but that's fine.

1080
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:14,320
Go for it.

1081
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:16,640
You want to?

1082
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:19,160
Okay, I will, I'll use my Dwarven Thrower.

1083
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:20,000
Okay.

1084
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,440
To throw a big old hammer at him.

1085
00:42:24,519 --> 00:42:28,200
Because, you know, as you do when you're a dwarf.

1086
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:29,560
So that is a 21.

1087
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:31,880
You throw your Dwarven Hammer,

1088
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:33,800
it sings down the hallway

1089
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:36,680
and crushes into the back of the cultist,

1090
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:37,519
roll damage.

1091
00:42:37,519 --> 00:42:39,280
What a horrific surprise, right?

1092
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:40,120
You think you're getting away.

1093
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:40,960
He's so happy he's gone away.

1094
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:42,600
You're running.

1095
00:42:42,639 --> 00:42:45,519
That's 11 bludgeoning damage.

1096
00:42:45,519 --> 00:42:49,679
And you see, like, you hear just a sickening crunch

1097
00:42:49,679 --> 00:42:52,360
as its ribs crush in on itself

1098
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:55,839
as the Dwarven Hammer pulls back.

1099
00:42:55,839 --> 00:42:58,440
Part spine is stuck to the hammer

1100
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:00,000
as it lands in your hand.

1101
00:43:01,639 --> 00:43:03,559
I kind of, I'll like shake it off

1102
00:43:03,559 --> 00:43:05,519
and it like won't go right away

1103
00:43:05,519 --> 00:43:06,799
and then I have to use my other hand

1104
00:43:06,799 --> 00:43:08,679
to like touch it to get it out of there.

1105
00:43:08,679 --> 00:43:10,319
Oh, don't touch it.

1106
00:43:10,319 --> 00:43:11,159
Get out of here.

1107
00:43:11,159 --> 00:43:12,000
It had to be done.

1108
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:12,839
Had to be done.

1109
00:43:12,839 --> 00:43:14,000
Oh, God.

1110
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,399
Do you guys wanna head down this hallway?

1111
00:43:15,399 --> 00:43:17,039
He was running somewhere.

1112
00:43:17,039 --> 00:43:18,559
Is there any other doors or anything

1113
00:43:18,559 --> 00:43:20,319
or are we just going on a hallway?

1114
00:43:20,319 --> 00:43:21,879
You look down the hallway

1115
00:43:21,879 --> 00:43:23,839
and as far as you can see,

1116
00:43:23,839 --> 00:43:25,599
it looks like there are more hallways

1117
00:43:25,599 --> 00:43:28,039
that jut off in either direction.

1118
00:43:28,039 --> 00:43:29,639
You can presume that you're kind of

1119
00:43:29,639 --> 00:43:34,399
in the middle of the street at this point.

1120
00:43:34,399 --> 00:43:35,239
What do I hear?

1121
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:37,199
Didn't I say tunnels under the city?

1122
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:41,320
You hear the voices are coming from down

1123
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:45,920
into the left as you turn.

1124
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:49,240
They are screaming out.

1125
00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:52,560
Some just cries of pain and anguish.

1126
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:57,560
Some you hear the actual words, help, help me.

1127
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:03,400
And they are echoing louder from down the hall

1128
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:04,960
where the cultist is running.

1129
00:44:05,119 --> 00:44:07,840
It's like they're echoing out and down.

1130
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:09,000
Was running.

1131
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:10,760
Was running.

1132
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:11,599
Right.

1133
00:44:11,599 --> 00:44:13,000
He is now faster.

1134
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,440
He is no longer running.

1135
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,280
Can he run without a spine?

1136
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:17,559
I don't think so.

1137
00:44:17,559 --> 00:44:18,400
Not well.

1138
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:19,720
Not well.

1139
00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:21,720
Well, y'all, I hear it so loud

1140
00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:23,840
and they're screaming and they need help

1141
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:26,920
and we're going in the right direction.

1142
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:28,760
Lead the way.

1143
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:29,599
We'll follow you.

1144
00:44:30,519 --> 00:44:32,079
Okay.

1145
00:44:32,119 --> 00:44:35,000
I mean, I'm tiny and vulnerable.

1146
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,639
I'll lead the way.

1147
00:44:36,639 --> 00:44:37,799
I just mean like, you know.

1148
00:44:37,799 --> 00:44:38,639
It's okay.

1149
00:44:38,639 --> 00:44:39,480
You know what I mean.

1150
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:40,440
You tell us the direction.

1151
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:42,000
I'm hearing the voices, so.

1152
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:42,960
I'll happily lead.

1153
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:44,759
You just tell me where to go.

1154
00:44:44,759 --> 00:44:47,840
Down into the left, the way that fellow is going.

1155
00:44:48,759 --> 00:44:50,480
You are following the voices

1156
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:52,199
and they're getting louder and louder

1157
00:44:52,199 --> 00:44:55,039
the farther you go down for you, Lipsinki.

1158
00:44:55,039 --> 00:44:59,960
And the farther you go, Flint and Thea,

1159
00:45:00,039 --> 00:45:02,440
you're more focused on your surroundings.

1160
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,440
You hear coming from behind you

1161
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:06,960
and down the hall groans

1162
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:10,880
from further back into the darkness.

1163
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,039
You get down to the end of the hall

1164
00:45:14,039 --> 00:45:17,280
and there is a single wooden door.

1165
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:22,280
It's wrought ironed like hinges that shoot out.

1166
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:27,280
You see a symbol with a human skull

1167
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:30,880
on a plate, for lack of a better term,

1168
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:32,360
that looks like it's made into

1169
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:35,160
some sort of large mace or hammer.

1170
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:39,160
And the handle is a spine that moves down.

1171
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:40,720
What did we eat last night?

1172
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:44,880
It's like, think about it.

1173
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:46,440
That's a real good question.

1174
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:48,840
The fuck we ate last night.

1175
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:50,840
Oh my God, Flint, you hear those?

1176
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:53,840
And I gesture with my head down behind us.

1177
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:55,360
Yeah, I think we gotta move forward though.

1178
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:58,079
We can't worry about what's back there.

1179
00:45:58,079 --> 00:45:59,120
Look what I still have.

1180
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:00,599
And I bring out my bone.

1181
00:46:03,599 --> 00:46:04,640
I still have my bone.

1182
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:05,720
I never used it.

1183
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:09,760
Lipsinki, you just see her waving a bone,

1184
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:11,079
laughing maniacally.

1185
00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:14,559
I just remembered I still have it.

1186
00:46:14,559 --> 00:46:15,960
I don't understand.

1187
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,360
Is that?

1188
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:19,480
It's a good thing.

1189
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:20,720
Oh, finger bone.

1190
00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:23,559
Snap it and it protects you from undead.

1191
00:46:23,599 --> 00:46:26,599
Okay, well I'm gonna fucking snap that motherfucker.

1192
00:46:28,519 --> 00:46:32,519
A wave of energy shoots out and around you.

1193
00:46:32,519 --> 00:46:34,279
Cut it out, it hits things.

1194
00:46:34,279 --> 00:46:36,360
You feel it push up against the wall.

1195
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:38,400
So long as they're in my bubble.

1196
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,480
They, yeah, they can't,

1197
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,799
they have to make a save to enter your bubble

1198
00:46:42,799 --> 00:46:44,679
or they have to make a check to enter your bubble.

1199
00:46:44,679 --> 00:46:48,079
And if they do, then they take disadvantage.

1200
00:46:48,079 --> 00:46:48,920
They can fight me?

1201
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:50,679
They have disadvantage on attack rolls and stuff.

1202
00:46:50,679 --> 00:46:51,880
Cool.

1203
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:52,719
Yeah.

1204
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,160
Stay in my bubble.

1205
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:55,800
Okay, you're up against the door.

1206
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:58,200
You have protection from the groaning

1207
00:46:58,200 --> 00:46:59,120
coming from behind you.

1208
00:46:59,120 --> 00:46:59,960
What do you do?

1209
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,240
Are we able to open the door, Russ?

1210
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:08,520
You move to open it and it doesn't move.

1211
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:11,760
The handle turns, but the door doesn't physically move.

1212
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,000
Can I check for traps?

1213
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,520
Just...

1214
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:16,480
Sure, if somebody's already turned the handle.

1215
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:17,800
I know, but you just don't know

1216
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:20,320
if you push the door, never mind.

1217
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:21,160
Investigation?

1218
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:22,640
Yeah, that's fine.

1219
00:47:23,559 --> 00:47:26,400
Can I reach into my pocket and I pull out

1220
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:28,199
just what looks like a little piece of rubber

1221
00:47:28,199 --> 00:47:30,559
or something, but it's actually an eyelash

1222
00:47:30,559 --> 00:47:33,159
and some gum arabic, and then I turn invisible.

1223
00:47:36,279 --> 00:47:37,159
Okay.

1224
00:47:37,159 --> 00:47:39,119
Don't worry, y'all, I'm still here.

1225
00:47:41,639 --> 00:47:44,199
Got all sorts of tricks, don't you, Pam?

1226
00:47:44,199 --> 00:47:45,039
Okay.

1227
00:47:47,319 --> 00:47:48,839
You're good.

1228
00:47:48,839 --> 00:47:52,199
If you stay close to me, the undead can't hurt you,

1229
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:55,840
but they might not be able to find you anyway.

1230
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:57,960
So, all right.

1231
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:02,800
I guess I should put my shoulder into this door.

1232
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:04,520
Yeah, should we all try to shove?

1233
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:07,640
Make a strength roll, combined or otherwise.

1234
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:08,480
Okay.

1235
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:09,320
Go.

1236
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:12,160
Oh!

1237
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:13,000
17.

1238
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,440
Those are good noises.

1239
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:15,280
17.

1240
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:16,120
I got 24.

1241
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:16,960
I got 20.

1242
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:18,240
Okay.

1243
00:48:18,240 --> 00:48:19,880
Thea's feeling real revved up.

1244
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:22,960
She's got the adrenaline pumping.

1245
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:25,119
She could lift a car off a child right now

1246
00:48:25,119 --> 00:48:27,360
if cars existed in this world.

1247
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:28,200
Okay.

1248
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:32,760
So, you three throw your shoulder into the door once.

1249
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:33,880
It doesn't move.

1250
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:36,200
You throw it in twice.

1251
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:37,519
It doesn't move.

1252
00:48:37,519 --> 00:48:41,720
You feel dust kind of fall down on the outside of this.

1253
00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:44,920
You throw a third time and the door explodes

1254
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:49,360
into the room and the three of you fall into a scene.

1255
00:48:50,240 --> 00:48:51,559
Oh yeah, we did it!

1256
00:48:53,639 --> 00:48:55,960
I'm gonna say you're so taken off guard

1257
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:57,240
because it was not moving.

1258
00:48:57,240 --> 00:49:00,360
There was nothing allowing you through.

1259
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:03,360
God, did someone just open it from the other side?

1260
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:04,599
In a sense.

1261
00:49:04,599 --> 00:49:05,639
Whoop.

1262
00:49:05,639 --> 00:49:10,039
You look up as you kind of push yourself up

1263
00:49:10,039 --> 00:49:15,039
and you see Varnax, Rubia, Oklarth and Novrath

1264
00:49:16,119 --> 00:49:21,119
standing in the room and Varnax has his Pseudo Dragon

1265
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:24,239
Groll up on his shoulder.

1266
00:49:25,639 --> 00:49:30,639
Around you, you see the same symbol that you saw

1267
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:34,719
on the door, kind of up and down columns.

1268
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:39,719
You see skeletons in corners of this room.

1269
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,720
Decorating the walls all around.

1270
00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:47,720
You see a giant rib cage circling the center of this room

1271
00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:53,720
that come up and out of the ground making a focal point

1272
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:58,560
in the middle of this circular chamber

1273
00:49:58,560 --> 00:49:59,960
that you have entered into.

1274
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,440
This super creepy clubhouse you have here.

1275
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:08,720
Blood Lord, I have brought you ample sacrifice.

1276
00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:13,040
Are we prepared?

1277
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:18,040
And I look at my three minions and I nod for them

1278
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:22,320
to get into position to start trying to bind,

1279
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:26,280
trying to basically tie up the people who fell over.

1280
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:28,360
They can't see me.

1281
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:32,000
They, yeah, they're correctly, they can't see.

1282
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:37,000
I scamper out of the way silently or I can roll a text.

1283
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:43,000
The three rush you as you're still on the ground.

1284
00:50:43,599 --> 00:50:46,559
They're going to make, let's make a strength check

1285
00:50:46,559 --> 00:50:49,679
against the three of you, or against the two of you,

1286
00:50:49,679 --> 00:50:50,519
rather.

1287
00:50:50,519 --> 00:50:51,360
Motherfucker.

1288
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:52,199
Eight.

1289
00:50:53,039 --> 00:50:53,880
Seventeen.

1290
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:56,239
I wasted all my strength getting that door open.

1291
00:50:57,920 --> 00:50:59,159
I'm tired.

1292
00:50:59,159 --> 00:51:04,159
Two move to go towards you, Flint, Rubia and Ocklar.

1293
00:51:04,279 --> 00:51:08,279
And they manage to catch you before you stand up

1294
00:51:08,279 --> 00:51:09,879
and pull your arms behind you.

1295
00:51:09,879 --> 00:51:12,799
You drop whichever weapon you were holding,

1296
00:51:12,799 --> 00:51:15,079
the thrower and your sword.

1297
00:51:15,079 --> 00:51:16,559
They fall to the ground.

1298
00:51:17,759 --> 00:51:20,079
Thea Novrath.

1299
00:51:20,079 --> 00:51:22,399
Instead of a, can I just ask,

1300
00:51:22,399 --> 00:51:25,879
instead of a strength roll, can I do like,

1301
00:51:25,879 --> 00:51:29,920
can I roll for like spaghetti, spaghetti ball?

1302
00:51:30,119 --> 00:51:32,360
Spaget, spaghetti ball.

1303
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:33,200
What?

1304
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,200
I roll for wet noodle arms?

1305
00:51:40,519 --> 00:51:42,320
Can I roll for spaghetti body?

1306
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:44,440
I want to go like totally limp

1307
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:47,000
and like try to roll out of the way.

1308
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:48,440
Like a small child would do

1309
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:49,840
when they're being carried off to bed.

1310
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:51,880
That's right, like limp noodle.

1311
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:54,280
I want, cause I know I'm never going to win

1312
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:55,200
in a strength battle.

1313
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,360
And I don't think Thea would try to strong arm someone.

1314
00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:00,440
I think she'd go like dead weight, roll away.

1315
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:02,039
Make a dexterity check then.

1316
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:05,760
Cause I just think that's, oh, motherfucker Amy.

1317
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:10,960
Eight, I think it's the same roll as I roll for my strength.

1318
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:13,039
Novrath comes up behind you, Thea,

1319
00:52:13,039 --> 00:52:16,280
and you know, you try and go limp.

1320
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:18,840
He's like, I've had three children.

1321
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:20,640
I know exactly how to deal with this.

1322
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:22,960
And he lifts you up. I do anyway.

1323
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:24,800
I'm just like, blocked over.

1324
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:27,320
And is carrying you in a giant bear hug.

1325
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:29,400
And they begin dragging the two of you

1326
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:31,480
and they say, where is the third?

1327
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:34,400
I do whisper, so you do like to hug.

1328
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:38,000
Yeah, yeah, no.

1329
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,440
I was, I hugged you freely.

1330
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:42,920
Oh, sorry I got you mixed up with your buddy.

1331
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:46,680
Oh, I mean, we're, I'm a dwarf.

1332
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:49,100
Can I, oh, we didn't bring her.

1333
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:53,440
Shit, were we supposed to bring her?

1334
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:56,559
Flint, did you, is she in your bed?

1335
00:52:56,559 --> 00:52:59,480
No, we left her in that basement.

1336
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:01,279
Fuck, we left her.

1337
00:53:01,279 --> 00:53:03,679
She's looting the zombies.

1338
00:53:03,679 --> 00:53:05,000
The two of you are being moved

1339
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,400
to the center of this cage.

1340
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:11,920
And as you step in and are being bound in position.

1341
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,400
I want to cast Mass Suggestion.

1342
00:53:15,559 --> 00:53:17,559
Oh, I like all of your spells, Carla.

1343
00:53:19,559 --> 00:53:24,199
So I am going to try to magically influence up to 12,

1344
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:26,920
but in this case, only the four baddies

1345
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:29,500
to doing what I want.

1346
00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:34,920
So I'm going to say, y'all should stop what you're doing.

1347
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:37,320
Let my friends go and leave this room.

1348
00:53:38,900 --> 00:53:42,680
So they need to make a wisdom saving throw.

1349
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:44,960
Are you saying that out loud?

1350
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:48,880
And then I mumble and destroy your big rib cage.

1351
00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:53,680
Okay, the Rubia, Ocklarth and Novrath,

1352
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:55,200
they're going to get a plus four

1353
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:58,960
because of an aura that I have to their saving throw, Russ.

1354
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:00,160
Okay.

1355
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:02,200
And I would make, it's a wisdom saving throw, right?

1356
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:03,040
Yeah.

1357
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:05,480
I got to 20.

1358
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:10,080
Rubia got plus four, that's a 19.

1359
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:11,400
Keepers.

1360
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:12,440
Ocklarth.

1361
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:16,760
Doesn't hire dummies in this organization, does he?

1362
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:18,200
Right.

1363
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:22,440
Ocklarth, that's going to be a 14.

1364
00:54:23,720 --> 00:54:26,440
Novrath, 17.

1365
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:32,880
Okay, so the two, the 17 and the 14 will both fail.

1366
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:36,600
So they're going to do what I said,

1367
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:38,920
which was let my friends go and leave.

1368
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:42,140
So I think those two maybe were on one of them.

1369
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:46,000
Ocklarth was on Flint, Rubia was on Flint,

1370
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,840
Novrath was on Thea.

1371
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:52,720
So Ocklarth goes to begin to untie Flint

1372
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:55,760
and Novrath does the same.

1373
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:57,960
I will go ahead and use a channel to do any.

1374
00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:00,640
This is starting to frustrate Varunox

1375
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:05,400
and I'm going to engage my conquering presence.

1376
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:08,720
So pretty much everyone within 30 feet that I want to,

1377
00:55:08,720 --> 00:55:11,160
which of course is the three people

1378
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:12,560
that I know are in the room now,

1379
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:15,840
have to make a wisdom saving throw.

1380
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:18,320
And this is against magic, I assume?

1381
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:19,160
Fuck, fuck, fuck.

1382
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:21,600
It's against a divine feature,

1383
00:55:21,599 --> 00:55:24,599
which I don't know how they classify it.

1384
00:55:24,599 --> 00:55:25,440
What do you think, Russ?

1385
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:26,279
How's that work for advantage?

1386
00:55:26,279 --> 00:55:28,319
But it is being frightened, just to let y'all know.

1387
00:55:28,319 --> 00:55:33,039
Because I have advantage on wisdom throws against magic.

1388
00:55:33,039 --> 00:55:35,199
Would you say I'm being charmed?

1389
00:55:35,199 --> 00:55:36,639
So many questions for Russ.

1390
00:55:36,639 --> 00:55:37,639
You're being frightened.

1391
00:55:37,639 --> 00:55:39,079
You're not being charmed.

1392
00:55:39,079 --> 00:55:40,920
That's the opposite of being charmed.

1393
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:41,920
Dammit.

1394
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:42,839
Okay.

1395
00:55:42,839 --> 00:55:46,559
So it's a divine, so he's basically calling on his god.

1396
00:55:46,559 --> 00:55:50,400
So magic and god.

1397
00:55:51,839 --> 00:55:54,000
We're going to have to set some real big

1398
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:55,799
world building moments right here.

1399
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:00,119
So you have advantage, is that what you're saying?

1400
00:56:00,119 --> 00:56:02,159
Yeah, I have advantage on.

1401
00:56:02,159 --> 00:56:04,360
I mean, I'll give you advantage on it.

1402
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:05,199
Yeah.

1403
00:56:05,199 --> 00:56:06,599
On wisdom save.

1404
00:56:06,599 --> 00:56:07,960
Flint, you got to roll too, Mary.

1405
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:08,799
Yeah.

1406
00:56:08,799 --> 00:56:09,639
So that.

1407
00:56:09,639 --> 00:56:10,639
I was just waiting for you guys to figure out your.

1408
00:56:10,639 --> 00:56:11,480
Sure.

1409
00:56:13,719 --> 00:56:14,920
So. That's a 16 for Flint.

1410
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:15,759
19 for me.

1411
00:56:15,759 --> 00:56:17,880
Oh wait, I can reroll a wisdom save

1412
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:20,559
because of my charm bracelet.

1413
00:56:20,599 --> 00:56:21,679
Thank you.

1414
00:56:23,759 --> 00:56:25,079
I rolled worse.

1415
00:56:27,759 --> 00:56:29,159
I'm at a 12 now.

1416
00:56:29,159 --> 00:56:30,360
Okay, so 12.

1417
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:31,199
19.

1418
00:56:31,199 --> 00:56:32,039
Flint.

1419
00:56:32,039 --> 00:56:32,880
Sorry.

1420
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:33,719
16.

1421
00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:35,159
19, 16, 12, 19, 16.

1422
00:56:35,159 --> 00:56:36,920
12 and the 16 fail.

1423
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:38,519
They are frightened for a minute.

1424
00:56:39,519 --> 00:56:43,519
I would like to reroll using my indomitable skill.

1425
00:56:43,519 --> 00:56:47,039
Just on the off chance, I get a very nice roll.

1426
00:56:47,039 --> 00:56:47,880
Certainly try.

1427
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:48,719
You could roll a two.

1428
00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:50,159
That was a 15.

1429
00:56:50,159 --> 00:56:51,000
I tried.

1430
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,399
Okay, so the two of you are frightened.

1431
00:56:54,399 --> 00:56:55,759
You are still partially bound,

1432
00:56:55,759 --> 00:56:59,719
but because you are frightened trying to move away,

1433
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:03,039
you begin to, you fall and scramble

1434
00:57:03,039 --> 00:57:05,399
and are beginning to move away from Vorunax.

1435
00:57:05,399 --> 00:57:09,879
So he's in your position kind of at one end of the room.

1436
00:57:09,879 --> 00:57:11,759
So now you're trying to move as far away

1437
00:57:11,759 --> 00:57:14,199
back down to the other end of the room as you can.

1438
00:57:14,199 --> 00:57:15,039
And so.

1439
00:57:16,559 --> 00:57:17,399
Okay.

1440
00:57:17,399 --> 00:57:18,239
No, I was just going to say

1441
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:19,840
the other two left, right?

1442
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:23,360
They untied my friends and then they left.

1443
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:26,160
They were in the process of untying

1444
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:28,640
when he basically yelled at fuck off,

1445
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:30,680
you invisible person.

1446
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:32,080
In a commanding way.

1447
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:32,920
Was commanding.

1448
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:36,320
They dropped still partially bound,

1449
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:37,880
but I guess as they dropped,

1450
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:40,760
the two of them then turned to leave.

1451
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:43,160
And am I moving back towards my weapons room?

1452
00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:45,000
No.

1453
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:47,760
That seems unfair.

1454
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:49,040
Well, they dropped them by the door

1455
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:50,640
and that's kind of where Vorunax was standing,

1456
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:52,200
so you're moving away from Vorunax

1457
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:55,120
now back to the closed end of the room.

1458
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:56,120
Okay.

1459
00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:59,560
So Vorunax, you see two of your lackeys,

1460
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:00,800
Ocklarth and Novrath,

1461
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:03,240
beginning to go towards the door.

1462
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:05,560
Okay, I'm gonna say,

1463
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:07,280
Rubia, snap them out of their senses

1464
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:10,200
with whatever means you've seen necessary.

1465
00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:11,480
As for you two,

1466
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:14,200
and I start following Thea and Flint

1467
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,320
as they're backing up and I say,

1468
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:20,120
there are many things that Orcus offers all of us.

1469
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:21,840
Peace, serenity.

1470
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:24,480
Would you get in the way of this serenity

1471
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:26,720
that everyone should enjoy?

1472
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:29,280
Do you wanna live in a world with pain?

1473
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:30,120
Do I keep moving back?

1474
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:30,960
Yeah, have we?

1475
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:33,320
I guess we haven't really rolled initiative, right?

1476
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:34,160
No, we haven't rolled initiative.

1477
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:36,000
Everything's just a wild free-for-all.

1478
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,280
I like it. I like this free-for-all.

1479
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:38,120
Me too.

1480
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:38,960
I'm wondering,

1481
00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:41,080
so I'm trying to like scamper away from him.

1482
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:44,440
Do I know anything about Orcus?

1483
00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:45,280
Probably, yes.

1484
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:48,440
Carla, which thing did you use

1485
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:51,120
for your stop doing things thing?

1486
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:52,720
Mass suggestion.

1487
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:54,160
Mass suggestion, that's what it was.

1488
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:55,760
No, the stop doing things thing.

1489
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:56,880
The stop doing things thing.

1490
00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:59,640
So you know, roll a history check for me

1491
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:02,320
while I'm Googling other things.

1492
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:03,280
God, everything is awful.

1493
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:05,040
I wanna cast another spell, too.

1494
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:06,080
So much is happening.

1495
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:07,560
It's so exciting all of a sudden.

1496
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:09,000
I'm stacking spells on spells.

1497
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,480
This is getting kind of intense.

1498
00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:12,320
Nine.

1499
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:16,080
So Orcus is the demon lord of the undead.

1500
00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:17,559
What's about what you know?

1501
00:59:17,559 --> 00:59:19,240
I just hear, fuck your Orcus.

1502
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:24,600
Voronax removes kind of the raggedy cloak

1503
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:25,680
that he normally wears,

1504
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:28,200
revealing half-plate armor

1505
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:30,120
that is just decorated in skulls

1506
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:32,680
and different, looks like bone,

1507
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:35,960
all just conjoined together to create the armor.

1508
00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:38,519
And you see that he has painted his face

1509
00:59:38,559 --> 00:59:43,079
to reveal, or to represent almost like a goat-like skull

1510
00:59:43,079 --> 00:59:45,920
over his snout.

1511
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:47,000
Joke's on him.

1512
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:47,840
We're frightened.

1513
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:49,719
We're not looking at you.

1514
00:59:49,719 --> 00:59:52,159
Well, I am looking at you,

1515
00:59:52,159 --> 00:59:55,239
and you look amazing.

1516
00:59:55,239 --> 00:59:57,199
So scary and so good,

1517
00:59:57,199 --> 00:59:59,360
but it's unfortunate that I then cast

1518
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:01,239
maddening darkness right on you

1519
01:00:01,239 --> 01:00:03,519
so like, even if they weren't scared of you,

1520
01:00:03,519 --> 01:00:06,320
they couldn't even see your dope reveal.

1521
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:07,159
Sorry.

1522
01:00:07,159 --> 01:00:08,360
What is maddening darkness?

1523
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:11,519
I love the chaos that has just unfolded.

1524
01:00:11,519 --> 01:00:13,519
What does maddening darkness do?

1525
01:00:13,519 --> 01:00:17,360
Magical darkness spreads from a point you choose

1526
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:19,760
to fill a 60-foot radius sphere.

1527
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:20,599
They're already scared,

1528
01:00:20,599 --> 01:00:22,880
so I don't care about scaring them.

1529
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:25,320
The darkness spreads around corners.

1530
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:26,800
Even creatures with dark vision

1531
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:29,079
can't see through this darkness.

1532
01:00:29,079 --> 01:00:32,079
Non-magical light or light created

1533
01:00:32,079 --> 01:00:34,039
of spells of eighth level or lower

1534
01:00:34,039 --> 01:00:35,440
can't illuminate the area.

1535
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:37,160
Shrieks, gibbering, and mad laughter

1536
01:00:37,159 --> 01:00:38,440
can be heard within the sphere.

1537
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:40,399
Whenever a creature starts its turn in the sphere,

1538
01:00:40,399 --> 01:00:42,519
it must make a wisdom saving throw,

1539
01:00:42,519 --> 01:00:46,480
taking 8d8 psychic damage on a failed save

1540
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:49,079
or half as much on a successful one.

1541
01:00:49,079 --> 01:00:51,039
That's everybody in the room!

1542
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:54,679
That's terrifying!

1543
01:00:54,679 --> 01:00:55,519
Oh my god.

1544
01:00:55,519 --> 01:00:56,519
Times are tough.

1545
01:00:56,519 --> 01:00:57,359
Times are fucking tough.

1546
01:00:57,359 --> 01:00:58,319
Also, I just met y'all.

1547
01:00:58,319 --> 01:01:00,960
I don't care about you that much.

1548
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:03,679
Thanks for saving the world, but...

1549
01:01:03,679 --> 01:01:04,519
Thanks for saving the world

1550
01:01:04,519 --> 01:01:05,920
and getting me out of prison.

1551
01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:07,320
I'll remember this.

1552
01:01:08,639 --> 01:01:10,000
Little did you know,

1553
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,320
the bad guy wasn't the bad guy that we created.

1554
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:15,320
Oh my god, twist!

1555
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:16,480
Yeah, right.

1556
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:18,320
M. Night ShyamAlydin shit going on here.

1557
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:19,159
Right?

1558
01:01:19,159 --> 01:01:20,480
Oh my god.

1559
01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:24,159
It's okay, so in response to hearing an incantation,

1560
01:01:24,159 --> 01:01:25,280
I will counterspell.

1561
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:27,280
What?

1562
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:30,800
Hey, isn't this what you wanted?

1563
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:31,639
That's good, I like this.

1564
01:01:31,639 --> 01:01:33,200
It's just what you wanted.

1565
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:35,760
What level is that spell that you just cast?

1566
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:39,720
That is an eighth level spell.

1567
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:42,079
Ooh, this one's gonna be hard.

1568
01:01:42,079 --> 01:01:42,920
They're all hard for me.

1569
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:44,880
I've never played a spellcaster before.

1570
01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:46,480
She's just firing them up.

1571
01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:48,920
You're doing a fucking amazing job, Carla.

1572
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:50,240
Holy shit.

1573
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:53,599
That will be hard to counter.

1574
01:01:53,599 --> 01:01:56,360
So I think I made to cast it at a fifth level

1575
01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:57,519
is what it looks like.

1576
01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:00,559
Well, we'll try and see what happens.

1577
01:02:00,559 --> 01:02:04,200
Ain't gonna be a terrible thing unless there's a...

1578
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:08,120
Sorry, high level characters are hard to manage.

1579
01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:10,720
It's true, that's why we're in this clusterfuck

1580
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:12,160
that we've got ourselves in.

1581
01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:13,160
It's true.

1582
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:16,560
That's the T-shirt.

1583
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:19,280
High level characters are hard to manage.

1584
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:20,120
It's too much.

1585
01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:23,640
So rest with this spell guard shield that I have.

1586
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:25,560
I have advantage on saving throws against spells

1587
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:27,800
and other magical effects.

1588
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:29,280
I don't think this would fall in that.

1589
01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:33,920
You would have advantage on...

1590
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:35,720
There's a saving throw that comes along

1591
01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:39,680
with the madness thing, but not you casting spell.

1592
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:41,559
Okay, then let me just roll and add this four

1593
01:02:41,559 --> 01:02:43,840
and hopefully I'll get above an 18.

1594
01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:45,400
DC equals 10, yeah.

1595
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:46,440
Oh, I got a 20.

1596
01:02:48,159 --> 01:02:49,200
Okay, so...

1597
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:50,119
Unnatural 20.

1598
01:02:50,119 --> 01:02:54,800
Vorunax hears your incantation begin and silences it.

1599
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:56,880
And in that moment,

1600
01:02:56,880 --> 01:03:01,880
a red glowing light begins to churn

1601
01:03:02,599 --> 01:03:07,599
and open in the center of this cage that is being set.

1602
01:03:09,119 --> 01:03:11,800
You hear two screams from down the hall

1603
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:14,480
and I think we've got a roll initiative now.

1604
01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:15,320
Oh, fuck.

1605
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:17,400
Hey, 11.

1606
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:19,280
Does he take any damage from that thing

1607
01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:21,119
or he stopped me?

1608
01:03:21,119 --> 01:03:21,960
He stopped.

1609
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:23,840
It's kind of good,

1610
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:26,480
because I was going to have to wreck everybody

1611
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:27,480
to get rid of that.

1612
01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:32,599
The fact that it does that much on a failure, dang.

1613
01:03:32,599 --> 01:03:36,400
Yeah, that's a good spell to have.

1614
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:37,360
Okay, give me some...

1615
01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:39,199
Indeed, eight double spells.

1616
01:03:39,199 --> 01:03:40,039
11.

1617
01:03:41,559 --> 01:03:42,400
19.

1618
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:46,440
19 for Lipsinki.

1619
01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:47,440
13 for Vorunax.

1620
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:48,280
Lipsy.

1621
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:53,079
Okay, what?

1622
01:03:53,079 --> 01:03:53,920
15.

1623
01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:57,000
Okay, Lipsinki, you are up first.

1624
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:58,599
As your spell is countered,

1625
01:03:58,599 --> 01:04:02,280
you see this light begin to erupt from the center

1626
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:05,440
of the bone cage in the middle of this room.

1627
01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:06,760
Okay.

1628
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:10,680
Flint and Thea, you are still frightened of Vorunax.

1629
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:12,840
Okay, well, how about then,

1630
01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:15,400
I'll cast Witch Bolt.

1631
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:17,119
I'm going to cast it...

1632
01:04:17,119 --> 01:04:17,960
So...

1633
01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:18,800
Sorry.

1634
01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:22,000
Sorry, you're invisible until...

1635
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:24,760
Okay, Witch Bolt.

1636
01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:28,199
Spell ends for a target that attacks or casts a spell.

1637
01:04:28,199 --> 01:04:30,519
So basically you're not invisible anymore.

1638
01:04:30,519 --> 01:04:33,320
As soon as you tried to cast your madness spell.

1639
01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:34,159
Okay.

1640
01:04:34,159 --> 01:04:35,000
Yeah.

1641
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:35,840
Yeah, sorry.

1642
01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:36,679
No longer invisible.

1643
01:04:36,679 --> 01:04:37,519
There you are.

1644
01:04:37,519 --> 01:04:38,360
I see you.

1645
01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:39,159
Uh-huh.

1646
01:04:39,159 --> 01:04:40,000
Uh-huh.

1647
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:45,239
Okay, so I'm going to cast Witch Bolt.

1648
01:04:46,960 --> 01:04:49,440
Let's say at fifth level, because why not?

1649
01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:51,079
And...

1650
01:04:54,639 --> 01:04:56,679
So we've got bad guy,

1651
01:04:56,679 --> 01:05:00,920
but also glowing demon thing emerging from somewhere?

1652
01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:03,559
Well, glowing, yeah, kind of fiery light

1653
01:05:03,559 --> 01:05:04,800
coming up the center.

1654
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:07,840
There's no physical apparition to it.

1655
01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:10,760
Just a fiery bolt of energy coming up.

1656
01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:11,599
Okay.

1657
01:05:11,599 --> 01:05:13,639
And then the three others went down the hall.

1658
01:05:13,639 --> 01:05:15,920
You heard two cries or screams.

1659
01:05:17,039 --> 01:05:17,880
Okay.

1660
01:05:17,920 --> 01:05:20,320
I think Varnock seems like the likely target then.

1661
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:21,160
So far.

1662
01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:22,000
Okay, great.

1663
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:22,960
Then...

1664
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:23,800
For now.

1665
01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:26,440
Then he, the target he shall be.

1666
01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:29,240
So, oh, I think I just cast it.

1667
01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:30,720
Is that a thing?

1668
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:32,320
No, I think you make a spell attack.

1669
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:33,280
Spell attack, sorry.

1670
01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:34,640
Yep, attack.

1671
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:35,760
Okay.

1672
01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:38,200
Okay, and you'll need to do that at disadvantage

1673
01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:40,280
because I have a special shield that's magical.

1674
01:05:40,280 --> 01:05:41,119
Okay.

1675
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:45,240
So the 24.

1676
01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:47,680
Fuck.

1677
01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:51,560
So, yes, that one does not work.

1678
01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:54,200
Just no.

1679
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:56,040
Just no.

1680
01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:58,520
Okay, well, I tried.

1681
01:05:58,520 --> 01:06:00,920
See, it just ricochets off of this,

1682
01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:02,680
it looks like a golden kind of shield

1683
01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:03,720
adorned with jewels,

1684
01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:07,560
but it's, I've desecrated it with the images of orcas

1685
01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:09,680
and skulls and all that good, you know,

1686
01:06:09,680 --> 01:06:11,960
undead looking good stuff.

1687
01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:12,800
Goes to...

1688
01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:14,320
You have a real theme you're going for here.

1689
01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:15,680
Mm-hmm.

1690
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:19,040
Hits into the wall and bones spread out

1691
01:06:19,040 --> 01:06:22,200
and you see them as this energy grows and fills the room,

1692
01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:24,840
you see these bones beginning to collect together

1693
01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:28,080
around the perimeter of the room.

1694
01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:29,440
Flint, you are up.

1695
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:31,120
You are frightened.

1696
01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:33,480
You can use your action,

1697
01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:35,840
you can use your movement to run as far away from you

1698
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:38,240
as you can from Vorunax

1699
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:41,160
and then make a save at the end of your turn.

1700
01:06:41,160 --> 01:06:42,720
Wow, that sounds delightful.

1701
01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:45,240
Can I run like around him

1702
01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:48,000
since we're in like a circular room, is that correct?

1703
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:50,440
Yep.

1704
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:53,240
So if I like keep distance from him,

1705
01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:55,480
can I kind of go around him?

1706
01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:56,840
It's like hamster wheeling it.

1707
01:06:56,840 --> 01:06:57,800
Yeah, yeah.

1708
01:06:57,800 --> 01:06:59,560
I guess you have run the perimeter.

1709
01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:00,520
Perfect. Run the perimeter.

1710
01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:01,600
Run the gambit.

1711
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:03,760
We'll run around the room

1712
01:07:03,760 --> 01:07:06,920
and that is an 18 for the save.

1713
01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:11,240
An 18 will do it.

1714
01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:12,560
Ooh, yeah.

1715
01:07:12,559 --> 01:07:14,079
I was going to burn another indomitable

1716
01:07:14,079 --> 01:07:15,639
if I had to.

1717
01:07:15,639 --> 01:07:18,719
You run 30 feet around the perimeter

1718
01:07:18,719 --> 01:07:21,239
and you kind of shake your head

1719
01:07:21,239 --> 01:07:24,799
and you're now no longer frightened of Vorunax.

1720
01:07:24,799 --> 01:07:26,360
Vorunax, it is your turn.

1721
01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:28,639
Okie dokie.

1722
01:07:28,639 --> 01:07:32,960
I am going to use an action

1723
01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:35,920
to cast Mirror Image on myself

1724
01:07:37,559 --> 01:07:41,440
and then I am going to get right up

1725
01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:44,079
in Thea's face knowing that

1726
01:07:45,200 --> 01:07:46,679
Thea is frightened of me.

1727
01:07:46,679 --> 01:07:47,519
I'm so scared.

1728
01:07:47,519 --> 01:07:48,720
And I'm going to go ahead

1729
01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:51,679
and just have my Sword of Vengeance

1730
01:07:51,679 --> 01:07:53,440
and my shield ready to go.

1731
01:07:54,760 --> 01:07:57,519
And that will, I believe, pretty much end my turn.

1732
01:07:57,519 --> 01:07:58,639
Let me make sure here real quick.

1733
01:07:58,639 --> 01:08:00,240
Sorry, a lot has happened.

1734
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:01,559
Sorry, so you're just getting

1735
01:08:01,559 --> 01:08:03,280
uncomfortably close to me?

1736
01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:04,559
Not just him. Yes.

1737
01:08:04,559 --> 01:08:07,519
Four of him now just appear in front of you

1738
01:08:07,519 --> 01:08:08,360
and rush towards you.

1739
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:10,519
And as I walk up I say,

1740
01:08:10,559 --> 01:08:12,079
you do like hugs.

1741
01:08:12,079 --> 01:08:16,239
The embrace of Orcus is divine.

1742
01:08:16,239 --> 01:08:19,800
Using your hugs against you.

1743
01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:21,279
How dare you?

1744
01:08:21,279 --> 01:08:22,840
You reap what you sow, Amy.

1745
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:26,720
How dare you sully the good name of hugs?

1746
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:27,880
Thea, it's your turn.

1747
01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:29,159
Thea, it's my turn.

1748
01:08:29,159 --> 01:08:30,199
I see no way out

1749
01:08:30,199 --> 01:08:32,920
but since I have to move further away from him

1750
01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:34,800
I do what I can to get away from him

1751
01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:35,840
and that means I'm going to take out

1752
01:08:35,840 --> 01:08:38,439
my Tome of Thunder Clap, motherfucker.

1753
01:08:38,439 --> 01:08:39,880
And by clap I mean step.

1754
01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:41,159
Thunder Step, motherfucker

1755
01:08:41,159 --> 01:08:43,960
because that's going to take me 10 feet away from him.

1756
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:46,039
You. Yeah, yeah.

1757
01:08:46,039 --> 01:08:47,159
You can move. Yeah, let me do it.

1758
01:08:47,159 --> 01:08:49,199
And then you can make a safe throw.

1759
01:08:49,199 --> 01:08:50,480
You're going to take out a book

1760
01:08:50,480 --> 01:08:52,440
as he's taunting you with hugs

1761
01:08:52,440 --> 01:08:54,960
and read a passage from your book.

1762
01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:56,119
Yes.

1763
01:08:56,119 --> 01:08:57,600
I don't think you are.

1764
01:08:57,600 --> 01:08:58,920
Well in the holy manual

1765
01:08:58,920 --> 01:09:00,520
of getting me the fuck out of here.

1766
01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:02,119
You just rolled a one.

1767
01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:03,800
Oh wow.

1768
01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:05,119
It's for everybody.

1769
01:09:05,119 --> 01:09:05,960
Amy, Amy.

1770
01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:07,400
Can't see it, it's so bad.

1771
01:09:07,400 --> 01:09:08,239
It's a one. But it's a one.

1772
01:09:08,239 --> 01:09:09,079
Yeah, they know.

1773
01:09:09,159 --> 01:09:10,000
But it's so sparkly.

1774
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:12,359
Look how pretty this perfect number is.

1775
01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:15,279
Okay, so logistically

1776
01:09:15,279 --> 01:09:17,319
I don't think that you are going to do

1777
01:09:17,319 --> 01:09:18,640
that being frightened.

1778
01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:20,199
You have.

1779
01:09:20,199 --> 01:09:21,239
I thought it was my only goal.

1780
01:09:21,239 --> 01:09:23,559
You can make a save though.

1781
01:09:23,559 --> 01:09:24,479
I. Wisdom saving.

1782
01:09:24,479 --> 01:09:25,319
Did.

1783
01:09:25,319 --> 01:09:26,140
Oh, I thought you were rolling

1784
01:09:26,140 --> 01:09:26,979
for some spell you were trying to do.

1785
01:09:26,979 --> 01:09:28,159
No, I feel like you should make

1786
01:09:28,159 --> 01:09:30,000
your wisdom saving throw now, Amy.

1787
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:30,840
Yeah, Amy.

1788
01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:33,279
You should make your wisdom saving throw now, Amy.

1789
01:09:33,279 --> 01:09:36,600
I can though because of my bracelet.

1790
01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:37,439
Yeah.

1791
01:09:38,240 --> 01:09:39,080
I think it's a one.

1792
01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:40,600
Oh my God, thank God.

1793
01:09:40,600 --> 01:09:41,840
Oh, 26.

1794
01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:44,400
That does it.

1795
01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:45,960
From a one to a 26.

1796
01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:48,200
You're fumbling and scrambling for your book

1797
01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:49,680
and you just don't know what's happening.

1798
01:09:49,680 --> 01:09:51,000
It throws it in the air.

1799
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:52,600
No, I don't throw it in the air.

1800
01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:53,720
Oh, fuck yourself.

1801
01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:54,560
And I catch it.

1802
01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:55,400
You had books with me.

1803
01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:56,240
And I say delicious.

1804
01:09:56,240 --> 01:09:57,060
Right?

1805
01:09:57,060 --> 01:09:58,960
I'm eating books, my favorite food.

1806
01:09:58,960 --> 01:09:59,800
I'm kidding you.

1807
01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:00,620
I'm not losing this book.

1808
01:10:00,620 --> 01:10:01,460
You can keep your book, that's fine.

1809
01:10:01,460 --> 01:10:02,300
Thank you.

1810
01:10:02,300 --> 01:10:04,000
But you snap out of it.

1811
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:05,200
You're now no longer frightened.

1812
01:10:05,199 --> 01:10:08,479
Rushing in now, you see the three figures

1813
01:10:08,479 --> 01:10:11,279
of Rubia, Novrath, and Ocklarth.

1814
01:10:11,279 --> 01:10:13,199
But they're not the same as when they left.

1815
01:10:13,199 --> 01:10:17,519
They are floating blue iridescent wraiths

1816
01:10:17,519 --> 01:10:20,399
with three blades in their hand.

1817
01:10:20,399 --> 01:10:22,359
And Lipsinki, you are now up.

1818
01:10:22,359 --> 01:10:24,639
The skeletons have collected

1819
01:10:24,639 --> 01:10:27,139
and are beginning to stand in the corners.

1820
01:10:27,139 --> 01:10:30,819
And the middle of this chamber is opening

1821
01:10:30,819 --> 01:10:31,800
and you look beyond it

1822
01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:34,980
and you see hands shooting up and out.

1823
01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:37,520
Okay.

1824
01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:44,600
I'm going to cast banishment on my friend Vorunax.

1825
01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:47,480
Okie dokie.

1826
01:10:47,480 --> 01:10:52,480
On my very close friend who I just want to send

1827
01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:58,680
on a little vacation to a different plane of existence.

1828
01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:01,360
That's fair.

1829
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:04,880
Do I wisdom save?

1830
01:11:04,880 --> 01:11:08,640
You charisma save.

1831
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:09,480
Oh, even better.

1832
01:11:11,199 --> 01:11:12,960
He's got a charm his way out of this one.

1833
01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:14,840
That is a 25.

1834
01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:16,440
Oh, fuck.

1835
01:11:16,440 --> 01:11:17,920
Okay, then I guess I do.

1836
01:11:17,920 --> 01:11:19,480
I mean, it was wisdom save.

1837
01:11:21,480 --> 01:11:23,000
That would have been too easy, wouldn't it?

1838
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:23,840
Jeez.

1839
01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:24,659
It would have just been too easy

1840
01:11:24,659 --> 01:11:27,279
to just be like, bing, welcome to the machine world.

1841
01:11:27,279 --> 01:11:29,400
Vorunax, you feel like a twinge

1842
01:11:29,399 --> 01:11:32,839
as your spidey senses are tingling

1843
01:11:34,079 --> 01:11:37,000
as Lipsynche begins to cast this

1844
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:39,879
and it just kind of shrugs and rolls off your shoulders.

1845
01:11:41,039 --> 01:11:43,519
You seem to be the real problem here.

1846
01:11:43,519 --> 01:11:44,759
Y'all gonna help a girl out?

1847
01:11:44,759 --> 01:11:47,239
You haven't really been doing much so far.

1848
01:11:47,239 --> 01:11:48,960
I don't know how you save the world,

1849
01:11:48,960 --> 01:11:50,119
to be honest with you.

1850
01:11:51,759 --> 01:11:53,960
Guys, I've got four of them on me, okay?

1851
01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:57,879
Rubia bolts into the center of the room

1852
01:11:57,880 --> 01:11:59,800
and says, I did what was necessary

1853
01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:02,159
and she turns to look to Novrath and Oclarth

1854
01:12:02,159 --> 01:12:05,560
and she's like, turn them into wraiths.

1855
01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:08,279
Thumbs up from Voronax.

1856
01:12:09,239 --> 01:12:10,079
Yeah, baby.

1857
01:12:11,159 --> 01:12:12,239
And she rushes. Excellent job.

1858
01:12:12,239 --> 01:12:14,960
Orcus has rewarded you well.

1859
01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:17,800
She rushes towards Lipsynche

1860
01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:22,800
and swings her furious longsword at you.

1861
01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:24,760
And she gets two attacks.

1862
01:12:24,760 --> 01:12:26,720
One is an action, one is a bonus action.

1863
01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:28,720
Action, bonus action.

1864
01:12:28,720 --> 01:12:30,640
Action is gonna be an 18 to hit.

1865
01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:32,279
Yep, that'll do it.

1866
01:12:32,279 --> 01:12:33,119
Oh my god.

1867
01:12:33,119 --> 01:12:38,119
And that one's a 25 to hit, so you get two hits.

1868
01:12:38,119 --> 01:12:40,000
Funnily enough, that one misses.

1869
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:40,840
I know, right?

1870
01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:41,680
Weird.

1871
01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:42,520
Funny how that happens.

1872
01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:43,360
There's a cap.

1873
01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:46,680
Anything more than that, you're just showboating.

1874
01:12:46,680 --> 01:12:47,520
Right.

1875
01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:48,520
So two, 18.

1876
01:12:48,720 --> 01:12:53,720
So that's a 10, 14, and 17 combined slashing damage.

1877
01:12:56,040 --> 01:12:56,880
Okey dokey.

1878
01:12:57,800 --> 01:13:01,760
But attack rolls have advantage on her

1879
01:13:01,760 --> 01:13:04,320
for using that bonus action

1880
01:13:04,320 --> 01:13:06,480
until the start of her next turn.

1881
01:13:07,760 --> 01:13:09,200
Flint, you're up.

1882
01:13:10,600 --> 01:13:14,920
Okay, I notice that Lipsynche thinks

1883
01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:20,920
I notice that Lipsynche takes a bit of a beating there.

1884
01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:23,039
Am I close to my weapons at all, Russ,

1885
01:13:23,039 --> 01:13:25,440
after skirting around the perimeter?

1886
01:13:25,440 --> 01:13:28,480
We'll say you're within movement range of them, yeah.

1887
01:13:28,480 --> 01:13:29,319
Perfect.

1888
01:13:29,319 --> 01:13:31,159
I'm gonna go pick those up

1889
01:13:31,159 --> 01:13:32,960
because I'm gonna be needing those.

1890
01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:37,640
And I guess I'm a little bit out of

1891
01:13:37,640 --> 01:13:39,920
like hand to hand range at this point.

1892
01:13:39,920 --> 01:13:40,960
Yes.

1893
01:13:40,960 --> 01:13:41,800
Okay.

1894
01:13:42,119 --> 01:13:46,520
You're of Rubia for Lipsynche's area or?

1895
01:13:46,520 --> 01:13:48,000
Yeah, I would like to help her out

1896
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:50,000
because she, A, called out for help

1897
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:52,600
and sassed me pretty good, which I respect.

1898
01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:53,440
Yeah.

1899
01:13:53,440 --> 01:13:56,159
I'll be, she took a bit of a beating there.

1900
01:13:56,159 --> 01:13:58,480
Yes, you would be out of movement range

1901
01:13:58,480 --> 01:13:59,960
because you have to get to your weapons.

1902
01:13:59,960 --> 01:14:01,680
I'm gonna pick up that Dwarven Thrower

1903
01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:03,920
and I'm gonna throw it at that wraith

1904
01:14:03,920 --> 01:14:05,279
that's currently attacking her.

1905
01:14:05,279 --> 01:14:06,440
Do so.

1906
01:14:06,440 --> 01:14:09,680
And I believe you said I get advantage on these rolls?

1907
01:14:09,680 --> 01:14:11,400
On Rubia, yes.

1908
01:14:11,400 --> 01:14:12,240
Perfect.

1909
01:14:12,240 --> 01:14:13,960
Well, that's great because the first one was a crit fail.

1910
01:14:13,960 --> 01:14:14,800
Uh-oh.

1911
01:14:14,800 --> 01:14:15,920
Oh, let's do that again.

1912
01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:19,000
Oh, and that was a crit success.

1913
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:20,000
Nice.

1914
01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:21,960
It's a very roller coaster ride here today.

1915
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:24,080
Yeah, it's up and down.

1916
01:14:24,080 --> 01:14:28,120
All right, okay, D8, here we go.

1917
01:14:32,360 --> 01:14:35,720
So two D8 and then just the damage bonus remains

1918
01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:37,000
the one bonus, correct?

1919
01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:38,840
Yes, that's correct.

1920
01:14:38,840 --> 01:14:43,119
Okay, so that is 22 damage.

1921
01:14:43,119 --> 01:14:46,640
It crushes into this ghostly figure,

1922
01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:49,920
which becomes, she lets out like a shriek

1923
01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:51,600
and turns and looks at you

1924
01:14:51,600 --> 01:14:54,440
as the hammer zips back to you.

1925
01:14:54,440 --> 01:14:56,079
I will throw it again.

1926
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:01,360
That one is a 21.

1927
01:15:01,360 --> 01:15:02,199
Yes, sir.

1928
01:15:05,680 --> 01:15:06,840
D8 this time.

1929
01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:08,640
Ooh, that's fun.

1930
01:15:09,440 --> 01:15:10,280
That's 15 damage.

1931
01:15:11,039 --> 01:15:13,360
The form and figure is dispersing

1932
01:15:13,360 --> 01:15:14,480
and is beginning to get sucked

1933
01:15:14,480 --> 01:15:16,920
into the center of this room.

1934
01:15:16,920 --> 01:15:20,840
All right, so it's like it's gone off of Lipsinkie?

1935
01:15:22,160 --> 01:15:24,920
Yeah, she's kind of turned and looked at you.

1936
01:15:25,880 --> 01:15:28,360
But yeah, so now each hit is like dispersing

1937
01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:31,720
some of her etherealness and is being sucked into.

1938
01:15:31,720 --> 01:15:34,440
She's still there, but not as good.

1939
01:15:34,440 --> 01:15:35,800
Okay, let's try one more.

1940
01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:42,600
First one was a three.

1941
01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:45,200
Not critical, 25 for the next one.

1942
01:15:45,200 --> 01:15:46,039
Yeah.

1943
01:15:47,720 --> 01:15:49,720
All right, and that is 13.

1944
01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:54,720
The third hit connects with the remaining energy

1945
01:15:54,760 --> 01:15:57,079
that Rubia has and disperses it.

1946
01:15:57,079 --> 01:15:59,280
She lets out a hideous cry

1947
01:15:59,280 --> 01:16:01,400
and all of it begins to swirl

1948
01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:04,840
and get churned up into the center of the room

1949
01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:07,600
and your hammer comes back to you.

1950
01:16:07,640 --> 01:16:09,160
Does it appear like the energy

1951
01:16:09,160 --> 01:16:11,480
at the center of the room has grown stronger

1952
01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:13,360
with this new addition or?

1953
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:16,200
It does appear to be not hindering it.

1954
01:16:17,560 --> 01:16:18,680
Possibly helping it.

1955
01:16:18,680 --> 01:16:20,400
It does appear to be not hindering it.

1956
01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:21,240
Perfect.

1957
01:16:23,039 --> 01:16:26,000
It is, if that is all you're doing.

1958
01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:27,840
I mean, I could action surge,

1959
01:16:27,840 --> 01:16:29,720
but I don't see a point for it right now.

1960
01:16:29,720 --> 01:16:31,120
Knob Breath's turn.

1961
01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:33,400
He zips towards you, Flint,

1962
01:16:33,400 --> 01:16:37,079
and swings at you twice with his long sword.

1963
01:16:37,119 --> 01:16:41,600
21 for the first action, 18 for the bonus action.

1964
01:16:41,600 --> 01:16:42,600
They will both hit.

1965
01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:46,479
That's going to be 23 slashing damage.

1966
01:16:47,439 --> 01:16:49,199
Non-magical.

1967
01:16:49,199 --> 01:16:51,199
Okay, I will take 20 of that.

1968
01:16:52,399 --> 01:16:54,600
Okay, it is Vorunax's turn.

1969
01:16:55,519 --> 01:16:56,359
Okay.

1970
01:16:56,359 --> 01:16:58,039
He was gonna turn before me.

1971
01:16:58,039 --> 01:16:58,920
He was always before me.

1972
01:16:58,920 --> 01:16:59,760
What?

1973
01:16:59,760 --> 01:17:00,960
This is bullshit. Always.

1974
01:17:00,960 --> 01:17:01,920
I know, right?

1975
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:03,319
Right?

1976
01:17:03,319 --> 01:17:04,680
I'm on y'all's side, honestly.

1977
01:17:04,680 --> 01:17:06,079
I mean, I wanna see y'all win,

1978
01:17:06,079 --> 01:17:08,680
but you know, I'm gonna do what I can to make sure.

1979
01:17:08,680 --> 01:17:11,559
I'm going to cradle my Mystic Arconum,

1980
01:17:11,559 --> 01:17:14,279
which is pretty much half of a skull

1981
01:17:14,279 --> 01:17:17,800
with a kind of a dried eyeball

1982
01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:20,479
like sewn into the eye socket,

1983
01:17:20,479 --> 01:17:23,319
and I am going to hold it,

1984
01:17:23,319 --> 01:17:26,800
and the eye glows, and I'm casting Eyebite on Flint.

1985
01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:29,039
So, Flint, if you will,

1986
01:17:29,039 --> 01:17:32,760
please give me a wisdom saving throw.

1987
01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:33,600
I have a question.

1988
01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:38,120
Can he hold his four a-hole replicas of himself on me

1989
01:17:38,120 --> 01:17:39,840
while casting this on Flint?

1990
01:17:44,640 --> 01:17:46,120
I'm gonna go ahead and roll that save anyway.

1991
01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:47,360
Well, yeah, just, you know, roll.

1992
01:17:47,360 --> 01:17:49,320
Well, I'm just wondering if it might cancel mine out

1993
01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:51,560
because if it is a concentration spell,

1994
01:17:51,560 --> 01:17:53,160
he can't do both at once, so.

1995
01:17:54,240 --> 01:17:55,720
You'll just have to find out.

1996
01:17:57,240 --> 01:17:58,079
Yeah, I'm just gonna have to find out.

1997
01:17:58,079 --> 01:18:00,520
Yeah, I am trying to find out.

1998
01:18:00,520 --> 01:18:02,079
That's 14 for me.

1999
01:18:02,079 --> 01:18:03,079
That will not do it.

2000
01:18:03,079 --> 01:18:04,840
You are sickened.

2001
01:18:04,840 --> 01:18:07,640
You are considered poisoned, sir.

2002
01:18:08,680 --> 01:18:11,600
Does it help that I am resistant to poison?

2003
01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:12,960
It does, you take half.

2004
01:18:13,920 --> 01:18:16,119
No, it just says you're sickened.

2005
01:18:16,119 --> 01:18:18,119
The target has disadvantage on attack rolls

2006
01:18:18,119 --> 01:18:19,640
and ability checks, and at the end of each turn,

2007
01:18:19,640 --> 01:18:20,760
you can make a wisdom saving throw.

2008
01:18:20,760 --> 01:18:22,039
It's not, you're not poisoned,

2009
01:18:22,039 --> 01:18:24,239
you're just sickened, like you're nauseous.

2010
01:18:24,239 --> 01:18:26,359
Like, you've got a cold.

2011
01:18:26,359 --> 01:18:28,039
Something's been going around.

2012
01:18:28,039 --> 01:18:29,640
You gots to bomb.

2013
01:18:29,640 --> 01:18:30,720
I gots to bomb.

2014
01:18:30,720 --> 01:18:32,479
And yeah, the mirror image is still there

2015
01:18:32,480 --> 01:18:34,320
because it's not concentration.

2016
01:18:35,160 --> 01:18:36,560
So you've got four in front of you.

2017
01:18:36,560 --> 01:18:38,160
Okay, well that's bullshit.

2018
01:18:41,280 --> 01:18:46,280
So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna eldritch blast his ass.

2019
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:48,840
Okey dokey.

2020
01:18:48,840 --> 01:18:51,680
And I have four beams.

2021
01:18:51,680 --> 01:18:53,520
So I'm gonna put one on each dude

2022
01:18:53,520 --> 01:18:56,320
to find out the realsies guy.

2023
01:18:56,320 --> 01:18:59,320
Okay, just roll all those at disadvantage.

2024
01:18:59,320 --> 01:19:00,640
I will.

2025
01:19:02,520 --> 01:19:06,080
Sorry, I have four D's down.

2026
01:19:06,080 --> 01:19:10,160
Okay, so that first one was at disadvantage, a 22.

2027
01:19:10,160 --> 01:19:11,240
A 22 will hit.

2028
01:19:11,240 --> 01:19:12,560
Let me see here.

2029
01:19:12,560 --> 01:19:13,440
One second.

2030
01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:16,960
Okay, it hits one of my duplicates.

2031
01:19:20,120 --> 01:19:25,120
And disadvantage on the board is a 14 and that is a 23.

2032
01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:30,120
Okay, that hits as well.

2033
01:19:30,119 --> 01:19:30,960
Let's see.

2034
01:19:32,279 --> 01:19:33,720
Another duplicate poofs.

2035
01:19:39,039 --> 01:19:40,599
I don't know why it rolled.

2036
01:19:41,640 --> 01:19:42,840
The first one was a one.

2037
01:19:42,840 --> 01:19:45,079
The second one was an 18.

2038
01:19:45,079 --> 01:19:47,399
So that's a 10.

2039
01:19:47,399 --> 01:19:50,000
So it critically failed though.

2040
01:19:51,159 --> 01:19:53,079
So the third bolt.

2041
01:19:53,079 --> 01:19:54,800
It just doesn't go anywhere.

2042
01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:59,800
No, it goes and hits.

2043
01:20:01,119 --> 01:20:02,559
Lipsinki.

2044
01:20:04,640 --> 01:20:08,159
So sorry, I just yell oops.

2045
01:20:08,159 --> 01:20:09,000
Roll damage.

2046
01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:10,239
Oh, I roll damage.

2047
01:20:12,039 --> 01:20:12,880
I yell oops.

2048
01:20:12,880 --> 01:20:13,720
My bad.

2049
01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:17,319
I did not mean to, I'm sorry.

2050
01:20:17,319 --> 01:20:19,159
It's three fourths damage.

2051
01:20:22,399 --> 01:20:24,800
Right, okay, last one.

2052
01:20:24,800 --> 01:20:25,640
Okay.

2053
01:20:30,159 --> 01:20:31,720
16.

2054
01:20:31,720 --> 01:20:32,840
No, sorry.

2055
01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:33,680
Damn.

2056
01:20:36,319 --> 01:20:38,239
I feel very ineffectual as Thea.

2057
01:20:40,559 --> 01:20:42,159
You got rid of two of my images.

2058
01:20:42,159 --> 01:20:43,599
I did, I did.

2059
01:20:43,599 --> 01:20:45,239
It's not what I wanted to do.

2060
01:20:45,239 --> 01:20:50,239
Okay, Ocklarth goes towards Lipsinki.

2061
01:20:50,559 --> 01:20:52,159
It swings twice.

2062
01:20:52,159 --> 01:20:54,319
It's gonna be 19 on the first one,

2063
01:20:54,319 --> 01:20:55,640
13 on the second one.

2064
01:20:55,640 --> 01:20:56,920
Those will both hit.

2065
01:20:57,920 --> 01:21:00,119
Long sword swings down.

2066
01:21:00,119 --> 01:21:03,079
That's going to be a 10 and five.

2067
01:21:03,079 --> 01:21:05,640
So 15 slashing damage.

2068
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:08,359
And then it's back to you, Lipsinki.

2069
01:21:08,359 --> 01:21:11,560
The energy is, you can feel it

2070
01:21:11,560 --> 01:21:13,239
almost drawing each of you.

2071
01:21:13,239 --> 01:21:15,720
It's like a pull that's coming out.

2072
01:21:15,720 --> 01:21:18,440
And the skeletons now are moving towards you

2073
01:21:18,440 --> 01:21:20,880
at your location slowly, but are there.

2074
01:21:22,039 --> 01:21:23,680
So we've got.

2075
01:21:25,239 --> 01:21:26,079
Whole bunch of shit.

2076
01:21:26,079 --> 01:21:26,920
Yeah.

2077
01:21:26,920 --> 01:21:27,840
Lots going on.

2078
01:21:27,840 --> 01:21:28,920
How many wraiths left?

2079
01:21:28,920 --> 01:21:30,559
Just two?

2080
01:21:30,559 --> 01:21:32,519
Two, one on you, one on Flint.

2081
01:21:32,519 --> 01:21:36,239
Okay, so I'm gonna yell, I like your style.

2082
01:21:36,239 --> 01:21:39,519
And I'm also going to Eldritch Blast.

2083
01:21:39,519 --> 01:21:44,519
So I will have, yeah, three beams.

2084
01:21:45,880 --> 01:21:49,279
So I'm going to try and hit.

2085
01:21:49,279 --> 01:21:51,880
Well, can I just do them all at the same person?

2086
01:21:53,039 --> 01:21:53,880
Yeah.

2087
01:21:53,880 --> 01:21:54,720
Great. Yeah.

2088
01:21:55,680 --> 01:21:56,920
I mean, make one at a time

2089
01:21:56,920 --> 01:21:59,119
just in case you kill them before, but yeah.

2090
01:21:59,119 --> 01:22:01,119
Well, I'm going to, I won't.

2091
01:22:01,119 --> 01:22:03,159
I don't even remember I'm taking any damage.

2092
01:22:03,159 --> 01:22:06,720
So he keeps capturing all my spells,

2093
01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:09,640
but I'm going to try for Marinox.

2094
01:22:09,640 --> 01:22:14,640
So that is 23, but at disadvantage 17.

2095
01:22:18,079 --> 01:22:19,079
No, I'm sorry.

2096
01:22:19,079 --> 01:22:24,079
So that was one, now 20, too bad for me.

2097
01:22:24,920 --> 01:22:27,039
But a 20.

2098
01:22:28,119 --> 01:22:32,760
20 will hit and it hits me.

2099
01:22:32,760 --> 01:22:33,720
Okay.

2100
01:22:33,720 --> 01:22:38,720
So that's not the most damaging spell, is it?

2101
01:22:40,720 --> 01:22:41,560
God damn.

2102
01:22:41,560 --> 01:22:44,159
What is if, you know, you get all of them on one person?

2103
01:22:44,159 --> 01:22:47,440
Well, it's two damage on that first one.

2104
01:22:47,440 --> 01:22:49,400
That's two more than we had before.

2105
01:22:49,400 --> 01:22:50,880
And now we know the real one.

2106
01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:51,720
It's true.

2107
01:22:51,720 --> 01:22:52,539
Two damage on me?

2108
01:22:52,539 --> 01:22:53,380
Yeah, two damage and then.

2109
01:22:53,380 --> 01:22:55,380
I'm going to use, oh, go ahead.

2110
01:22:55,380 --> 01:22:58,579
I was just going to fire my last bolt at you.

2111
01:22:59,579 --> 01:23:00,420
Okay.

2112
01:23:02,140 --> 01:23:05,180
But it is, it's a 19, 19 hit.

2113
01:23:05,180 --> 01:23:06,020
A 19 will hit me.

2114
01:23:06,020 --> 01:23:06,859
Okay.

2115
01:23:06,859 --> 01:23:09,180
And yeah, it hits me.

2116
01:23:09,180 --> 01:23:10,020
Okay.

2117
01:23:10,020 --> 01:23:12,180
So that is nine damage on that one.

2118
01:23:13,539 --> 01:23:14,380
Okay.

2119
01:23:14,380 --> 01:23:16,539
So, sorry, I need to mark it down real quick.

2120
01:23:16,539 --> 01:23:17,739
I took how much damage total?

2121
01:23:17,739 --> 01:23:18,579
11.

2122
01:23:19,819 --> 01:23:20,659
11 damage.

2123
01:23:20,659 --> 01:23:23,739
I'm going to use reaction hellish rebuke.

2124
01:23:23,739 --> 01:23:24,579
No.

2125
01:23:26,579 --> 01:23:28,699
Can you hellish rebuke his hellish rebuke?

2126
01:23:28,699 --> 01:23:30,539
Yeah, like what would that be like?

2127
01:23:30,539 --> 01:23:31,739
Yeah, technically.

2128
01:23:34,019 --> 01:23:35,739
And I'll do that at a,

2129
01:23:38,139 --> 01:23:40,099
we'll do this at a fifth level.

2130
01:23:40,099 --> 01:23:45,099
So if you will give me a dexterity saving throw.

2131
01:23:45,859 --> 01:23:48,619
I will do that.

2132
01:23:51,579 --> 01:23:54,099
That is a 19.

2133
01:23:55,420 --> 01:23:57,460
A 19 does not do it.

2134
01:23:57,460 --> 01:24:00,739
So you will take 60, 10.

2135
01:24:00,739 --> 01:24:02,420
Holy moly.

2136
01:24:02,420 --> 01:24:04,460
Well, welcome back to the podcast, Carla.

2137
01:24:04,460 --> 01:24:05,819
Yep.

2138
01:24:05,819 --> 01:24:08,099
So far, you've been shot by arrows,

2139
01:24:08,099 --> 01:24:10,699
shot by a so-called friend.

2140
01:24:12,139 --> 01:24:12,979
And now I'm being hellishly rebuked.

2141
01:24:12,979 --> 01:24:14,619
You take 45,

2142
01:24:15,619 --> 01:24:17,420
45 fire damage.

2143
01:24:17,420 --> 01:24:18,260
Great.

2144
01:24:18,260 --> 01:24:19,099
Great, great.

2145
01:24:21,460 --> 01:24:23,099
Better start adding up this damage.

2146
01:24:23,099 --> 01:24:25,019
I can't do it on the old character sheet,

2147
01:24:25,019 --> 01:24:27,539
but it's really getting up there.

2148
01:24:27,539 --> 01:24:28,500
I better start.

2149
01:24:30,859 --> 01:24:32,779
Clint, it's your turn.

2150
01:24:32,779 --> 01:24:35,699
Okay, there's some jackass on me, right?

2151
01:24:35,699 --> 01:24:36,539
Yes, sir.

2152
01:24:36,539 --> 01:24:39,460
That would be Nuff Novrith.

2153
01:24:39,460 --> 01:24:44,460
And how far away is Vorunax from me?

2154
01:24:45,059 --> 01:24:46,180
Other side of the room.

2155
01:24:46,180 --> 01:24:47,699
So we said movement, movement,

2156
01:24:47,739 --> 01:24:52,220
360 perimeter, 45-ish, 50.

2157
01:24:52,220 --> 01:24:53,380
I don't know how math works.

2158
01:24:53,380 --> 01:24:54,619
That's how circle math works?

2159
01:24:54,619 --> 01:24:55,939
Yep.

2160
01:24:55,939 --> 01:24:56,899
In this world.

2161
01:24:56,899 --> 01:24:58,380
There's a big portal in the middle.

2162
01:24:58,380 --> 01:24:59,699
That's right, there is, yeah.

2163
01:24:59,699 --> 01:25:01,260
Distorts time and space.

2164
01:25:02,380 --> 01:25:06,659
In that case, I will throw my dwarven thrower

2165
01:25:06,659 --> 01:25:08,659
at Vorunax across the room

2166
01:25:09,659 --> 01:25:13,099
and at disadvantage, correct, because I feel second?

2167
01:25:13,099 --> 01:25:13,939
Yes.

2168
01:25:13,939 --> 01:25:14,779
Okay.

2169
01:25:15,340 --> 01:25:16,859
What?

2170
01:25:16,859 --> 01:25:18,259
First one's a 27.

2171
01:25:18,259 --> 01:25:19,699
Like he's yakking this entire time.

2172
01:25:19,699 --> 01:25:21,739
Second one's a 22.

2173
01:25:21,739 --> 01:25:22,939
22 will hit me.

2174
01:25:22,939 --> 01:25:24,019
Okay.

2175
01:25:26,219 --> 01:25:27,699
That's full damage, 16.

2176
01:25:28,579 --> 01:25:30,139
Okay.

2177
01:25:30,139 --> 01:25:32,699
And onward and upward again.

2178
01:25:33,819 --> 01:25:34,699
Ooh, that's a fun one.

2179
01:25:34,699 --> 01:25:36,899
So that's a 31 on the first one.

2180
01:25:36,899 --> 01:25:38,259
Okay.

2181
01:25:38,259 --> 01:25:39,579
Oh, man.

2182
01:25:39,579 --> 01:25:40,899
17.

2183
01:25:40,899 --> 01:25:42,099
17 does not hit.

2184
01:25:42,099 --> 01:25:42,939
Okay.

2185
01:25:42,939 --> 01:25:43,779
Shit.

2186
01:25:43,779 --> 01:25:45,859
It doesn't hit as often, yeah.

2187
01:25:45,859 --> 01:25:50,380
All right, 24, second roll, 21.

2188
01:25:50,380 --> 01:25:51,380
21 hits.

2189
01:25:51,380 --> 01:25:52,340
Okay.

2190
01:25:53,340 --> 01:25:54,340
I'll throw that towards you.

2191
01:25:54,340 --> 01:25:56,859
14 damage on that one.

2192
01:25:56,859 --> 01:25:58,420
Okay.

2193
01:25:58,420 --> 01:26:01,340
And sure, all action surge, why not?

2194
01:26:01,340 --> 01:26:02,340
Just do it.

2195
01:26:02,340 --> 01:26:04,139
One more. Let's kill Kyle.

2196
01:26:04,139 --> 01:26:05,500
Right?

2197
01:26:05,500 --> 01:26:07,899
25 on the first one

2198
01:26:07,899 --> 01:26:10,300
and that's a 22 on the second one.

2199
01:26:10,300 --> 01:26:11,460
That'll hit as well.

2200
01:26:12,460 --> 01:26:15,939
And that's five and eight, so 13 damage.

2201
01:26:15,939 --> 01:26:16,779
Now there's some damage.

2202
01:26:16,779 --> 01:26:19,699
That's some good old wholesome damage right there.

2203
01:26:19,699 --> 01:26:21,500
Champion fighter damage right there for ya.

2204
01:26:21,500 --> 01:26:22,340
Yeah.

2205
01:26:22,340 --> 01:26:24,779
And what's the saving throw, it was wisdom?

2206
01:26:24,779 --> 01:26:25,619
Yes.

2207
01:26:25,619 --> 01:26:27,020
And I can do that at the end of my turn?

2208
01:26:27,020 --> 01:26:27,859
Yes, you can.

2209
01:26:27,859 --> 01:26:28,699
Okay.

2210
01:26:30,539 --> 01:26:32,060
17.

2211
01:26:32,060 --> 01:26:33,859
No, sorry, still sick.

2212
01:26:33,859 --> 01:26:34,699
All right.

2213
01:26:36,060 --> 01:26:38,659
I mean, it got a plus 13 to hit with that hammer,

2214
01:26:38,659 --> 01:26:41,060
so it's not terrible rolling at disadvantage.

2215
01:26:41,539 --> 01:26:43,340
No, no, I mean, it's the best I can do

2216
01:26:43,340 --> 01:26:44,820
to keep you from just murdering me.

2217
01:26:44,820 --> 01:26:46,580
Yeah, no, it's fair.

2218
01:26:46,580 --> 01:26:48,539
Novrath's turn.

2219
01:26:48,539 --> 01:26:50,180
Swings again at Flint.

2220
01:26:51,580 --> 01:26:54,100
25 and a nine to hit.

2221
01:26:54,100 --> 01:26:55,620
So that's one.

2222
01:26:55,620 --> 01:26:57,700
The nine will not do it.

2223
01:26:57,700 --> 01:26:59,180
Funny.

2224
01:26:59,180 --> 01:27:02,060
10 slashing damage comes at your face.

2225
01:27:02,060 --> 01:27:03,580
Okay, I'll take seven.

2226
01:27:03,580 --> 01:27:05,740
Vorunax, it is your turn.

2227
01:27:07,380 --> 01:27:10,180
I'm going to use my action

2228
01:27:10,260 --> 01:27:15,260
to re, I can use the eye bite on pretty much anybody.

2229
01:27:15,260 --> 01:27:16,900
So I need

2230
01:27:18,300 --> 01:27:19,140
Lipsinki.

2231
01:27:19,140 --> 01:27:22,500
Go ahead and also give me a wisdom saving throw.

2232
01:27:26,820 --> 01:27:30,140
That is a 22.

2233
01:27:30,140 --> 01:27:33,060
Also, I have advantage on wisdom saving throws

2234
01:27:33,060 --> 01:27:34,619
against magic, which I assume

2235
01:27:34,619 --> 01:27:39,020
your gross floating eyeballs call is.

2236
01:27:39,020 --> 01:27:40,100
Yeah, pretty much.

2237
01:27:40,860 --> 01:27:41,700
No, you're good to go.

2238
01:27:41,700 --> 01:27:45,260
You start to maybe feel a little sleepy,

2239
01:27:45,260 --> 01:27:46,660
but then you shake it off.

2240
01:27:48,700 --> 01:27:51,620
And let's see, do I have anything else I should do?

2241
01:27:51,620 --> 01:27:52,700
Oh my God.

2242
01:27:54,380 --> 01:27:57,300
So no, I am going to,

2243
01:27:58,539 --> 01:28:00,180
I'm gonna move, use my movement

2244
01:28:00,180 --> 01:28:01,980
and start moving towards Lipsinki.

2245
01:28:03,620 --> 01:28:05,900
And that's all in my turn there.

2246
01:28:05,900 --> 01:28:08,220
Is he still two people or one person

2247
01:28:08,220 --> 01:28:11,180
because we've hit him and we know where he is.

2248
01:28:11,180 --> 01:28:13,260
I think I still have one up.

2249
01:28:13,260 --> 01:28:14,740
Yeah.

2250
01:28:14,740 --> 01:28:16,860
So you still, you have a better chance

2251
01:28:16,860 --> 01:28:19,500
of hitting him once it gets down to that,

2252
01:28:19,500 --> 01:28:21,579
but it still maintains.

2253
01:28:21,579 --> 01:28:22,659
Right.

2254
01:28:22,659 --> 01:28:26,539
Okay, so what I'm gonna do is I'm going to,

2255
01:28:29,300 --> 01:28:31,980
well, I guess I'm gonna Eldritch Blast them again,

2256
01:28:31,980 --> 01:28:34,300
because that's my best option.

2257
01:28:34,300 --> 01:28:35,140
Go for it.

2258
01:28:35,140 --> 01:28:36,900
So I made a mistake before,

2259
01:28:36,900 --> 01:28:39,980
so I'm really glad that only one out of my four hit you

2260
01:28:39,980 --> 01:28:41,700
because it should only be three.

2261
01:28:41,700 --> 01:28:43,260
I misread.

2262
01:28:43,260 --> 01:28:44,100
Okay.

2263
01:28:44,100 --> 01:28:46,700
I misread my character sheet and I saw level 17 here,

2264
01:28:46,700 --> 01:28:49,580
but we're only level 16.

2265
01:28:49,580 --> 01:28:51,460
So it's only three.

2266
01:28:51,460 --> 01:28:53,780
And it's at disadvantage.

2267
01:28:53,780 --> 01:28:54,620
Yes.

2268
01:28:55,780 --> 01:28:57,340
Well, that's disappointing.

2269
01:28:57,340 --> 01:28:58,540
Okay, that's 18.

2270
01:28:59,500 --> 01:29:00,620
18 meets.

2271
01:29:00,620 --> 01:29:01,860
Okay, good.

2272
01:29:01,860 --> 01:29:02,700
Yay for plus nothing.

2273
01:29:02,700 --> 01:29:06,660
But it hits my last buddy and poof, goes that buddy.

2274
01:29:06,659 --> 01:29:07,500
Nice.

2275
01:29:07,500 --> 01:29:10,099
All right, well, the last two is coming right at you.

2276
01:29:10,099 --> 01:29:12,139
Is it at disadvantage still?

2277
01:29:12,139 --> 01:29:12,979
Yes, it is.

2278
01:29:12,979 --> 01:29:13,819
Okay.

2279
01:29:14,979 --> 01:29:17,099
How about 17?

2280
01:29:17,099 --> 01:29:18,619
17 does not hit.

2281
01:29:18,619 --> 01:29:19,460
Okay.

2282
01:29:20,859 --> 01:29:21,699
Fuck off.

2283
01:29:21,699 --> 01:29:23,139
Nothing hits.

2284
01:29:23,139 --> 01:29:24,859
And I just give you two big burns.

2285
01:29:24,859 --> 01:29:25,699
You got rid of the guy.

2286
01:29:25,699 --> 01:29:27,260
You got rid of one of the mirror images.

2287
01:29:27,260 --> 01:29:29,260
Yeah, so now it's just down to him.

2288
01:29:29,260 --> 01:29:31,739
The skeletons are now moving away from Thea

2289
01:29:31,739 --> 01:29:33,779
and towards Flint.

2290
01:29:33,779 --> 01:29:34,619
Oh.

2291
01:29:35,539 --> 01:29:37,539
I was gonna say, can I move?

2292
01:29:37,539 --> 01:29:39,939
I've been in the same corner huddled.

2293
01:29:39,939 --> 01:29:42,300
You can, you did just, your movement was the two birds

2294
01:29:42,300 --> 01:29:43,140
you threw up all the way back.

2295
01:29:43,140 --> 01:29:44,180
That is not my movement.

2296
01:29:44,180 --> 01:29:46,699
I can totally fly the birds as well

2297
01:29:46,699 --> 01:29:48,340
as move towards my buddies.

2298
01:29:48,340 --> 01:29:49,899
Who's closest to me?

2299
01:29:49,899 --> 01:29:53,460
But I didn't say that they moved until after your turn.

2300
01:29:53,460 --> 01:29:55,939
I just keep forgetting I can use my legs and walk.

2301
01:29:55,939 --> 01:29:57,099
You can.

2302
01:29:57,099 --> 01:29:58,659
You're on the other side of the room

2303
01:29:58,659 --> 01:30:00,019
from everybody else though.

2304
01:30:00,019 --> 01:30:01,579
Okay.

2305
01:30:01,579 --> 01:30:05,140
So Flint, you've got 10 skeletons coming towards you.

2306
01:30:05,140 --> 01:30:05,979
Okay.

2307
01:30:05,979 --> 01:30:10,100
They're gonna start flailing and swinging.

2308
01:30:12,819 --> 01:30:17,380
And four of them will hit you with 18 or above.

2309
01:30:18,619 --> 01:30:21,579
Six, 10, 12, 18 bludgeoning damage

2310
01:30:21,579 --> 01:30:24,899
as the skeletons are now swarmed you.

2311
01:30:24,899 --> 01:30:25,739
Okay.

2312
01:30:25,739 --> 01:30:27,100
Lipsinki, it's your turn.

2313
01:30:27,100 --> 01:30:28,380
Skeletons are swarming.

2314
01:30:28,380 --> 01:30:32,659
Flint, Varnaux is moving towards you.

2315
01:30:33,619 --> 01:30:36,940
The energy is pulling against you now.

2316
01:30:36,940 --> 01:30:41,140
I'm gonna get you to make a strength saving throw.

2317
01:30:42,140 --> 01:30:42,980
Okay.

2318
01:30:44,940 --> 01:30:47,060
That is an 18.

2319
01:30:47,060 --> 01:30:48,739
You feel it pulling against you

2320
01:30:48,739 --> 01:30:51,980
like it's trying to suck you into the portal itself,

2321
01:30:51,980 --> 01:30:53,779
but you hold your ground.

2322
01:30:53,779 --> 01:30:54,980
Okay.

2323
01:30:54,980 --> 01:30:56,819
I am going to

2324
01:30:59,140 --> 01:31:00,980
Maybe this is the thing.

2325
01:31:02,579 --> 01:31:06,859
Can I, I'm going to cast

2326
01:31:08,340 --> 01:31:11,819
alter self and I'm going to make myself look

2327
01:31:11,819 --> 01:31:13,420
just like Varnaux.

2328
01:31:15,100 --> 01:31:17,340
So his creatures won't attack me anymore

2329
01:31:17,340 --> 01:31:19,380
cause they'll think that I'm him.

2330
01:31:20,739 --> 01:31:21,579
Okay.

2331
01:31:21,579 --> 01:31:22,420
Great.

2332
01:31:22,420 --> 01:31:23,260
That's what I do.

2333
01:31:23,260 --> 01:31:24,100
Yeah.

2334
01:31:26,420 --> 01:31:27,340
I do it too.

2335
01:31:27,380 --> 01:31:29,020
Now there's three Varnaux.

2336
01:31:29,020 --> 01:31:30,900
Now we all look like Varnaux.

2337
01:31:32,619 --> 01:31:33,619
Okay.

2338
01:31:33,619 --> 01:31:34,460
See a double.

2339
01:31:34,460 --> 01:31:35,779
Six Varnauxes.

2340
01:31:35,779 --> 01:31:37,260
Oh my gosh.

2341
01:31:37,260 --> 01:31:38,260
It's back.

2342
01:31:38,260 --> 01:31:39,539
I mean, it doesn't really give

2343
01:31:39,539 --> 01:31:40,900
Facial hair, everything.

2344
01:31:40,900 --> 01:31:41,739
Yeah.

2345
01:31:41,739 --> 01:31:42,699
I mean, it doesn't really give me any advantage

2346
01:31:42,699 --> 01:31:44,380
other than that, but.

2347
01:31:44,380 --> 01:31:45,220
Okay.

2348
01:31:45,220 --> 01:31:46,460
So yeah, that happens.

2349
01:31:46,460 --> 01:31:48,180
You, yeah.

2350
01:31:48,180 --> 01:31:49,020
You just look like him.

2351
01:31:49,020 --> 01:31:50,579
Yeah, you look like him.

2352
01:31:50,579 --> 01:31:53,779
Ocklarth who I accidentally forgot their turn

2353
01:31:53,779 --> 01:31:56,380
off the top gives a double take

2354
01:31:56,420 --> 01:31:58,940
and everything is now confused.

2355
01:32:00,380 --> 01:32:01,500
Flint, it is your turn.

2356
01:32:01,500 --> 01:32:06,020
You have 10 skeletons and a Novrath on you.

2357
01:32:06,020 --> 01:32:07,060
Lots of buddies.

2358
01:32:07,060 --> 01:32:07,900
Lots of buddies to play with.

2359
01:32:07,900 --> 01:32:09,500
Yeah, I got so many buddies.

2360
01:32:11,739 --> 01:32:12,579
All right.

2361
01:32:13,819 --> 01:32:16,180
What to do with this?

2362
01:32:16,180 --> 01:32:17,020
Kill them.

2363
01:32:17,020 --> 01:32:17,859
Kill them all.

2364
01:32:17,859 --> 01:32:19,539
Swing.

2365
01:32:19,539 --> 01:32:20,739
Yeah, I guess I'll swing away

2366
01:32:20,739 --> 01:32:22,980
with my moist tongue long sword

2367
01:32:22,980 --> 01:32:26,100
that I have equipped into my hands

2368
01:32:26,660 --> 01:32:27,900
and have shouted out the word moist.

2369
01:32:27,900 --> 01:32:28,740
Moist.

2370
01:32:28,740 --> 01:32:29,980
I guess that has to happen.

2371
01:32:29,980 --> 01:32:31,180
I'm sure you'll lick them.

2372
01:32:31,180 --> 01:32:32,020
That's right.

2373
01:32:32,020 --> 01:32:33,020
Lick them good.

2374
01:32:33,020 --> 01:32:33,860
All right.

2375
01:32:34,780 --> 01:32:35,620
Yeah.

2376
01:32:35,620 --> 01:32:36,460
I'm sure that joke's been made.

2377
01:32:36,460 --> 01:32:38,660
I guess I'll just start like hacking away here.

2378
01:32:41,860 --> 01:32:42,980
24.

2379
01:32:42,980 --> 01:32:43,820
Yep.

2380
01:32:43,820 --> 01:32:44,740
For the first one.

2381
01:32:44,740 --> 01:32:46,500
I mean, these things literally don't have

2382
01:32:46,500 --> 01:32:49,060
the basic human armor of skin.

2383
01:32:49,060 --> 01:32:49,900
No, they're just skeletons.

2384
01:32:49,900 --> 01:32:50,740
So.

2385
01:32:50,740 --> 01:32:51,860
All right.

2386
01:32:51,860 --> 01:32:54,980
Yeah, so that is 13 damage on the first one.

2387
01:32:55,300 --> 01:32:59,140
One of them dusts and blows up in front of you.

2388
01:32:59,140 --> 01:33:00,620
Okay.

2389
01:33:00,620 --> 01:33:02,580
I'll attack a second one.

2390
01:33:02,580 --> 01:33:05,620
That is a 24.

2391
01:33:07,060 --> 01:33:07,900
Also will hit.

2392
01:33:09,660 --> 01:33:13,660
And that is 12 damage on that one.

2393
01:33:13,660 --> 01:33:17,300
You cut into it and it falls to the ground

2394
01:33:17,300 --> 01:33:19,300
and is like holding onto your foot,

2395
01:33:19,300 --> 01:33:21,740
but it doesn't have legs anymore.

2396
01:33:21,740 --> 01:33:23,020
Okay.

2397
01:33:23,020 --> 01:33:24,660
And I'll take my dwarven thrower

2398
01:33:24,659 --> 01:33:26,859
and I'll throw it at the Vorunax

2399
01:33:26,859 --> 01:33:28,059
that I know to be Vorunax.

2400
01:33:29,859 --> 01:33:31,500
Because I saw where he was.

2401
01:33:33,539 --> 01:33:35,099
They've swap seat.

2402
01:33:35,099 --> 01:33:35,939
Oh no.

2403
01:33:35,939 --> 01:33:36,779
First one's a 25.

2404
01:33:36,779 --> 01:33:37,619
You put them under two big cups.

2405
01:33:37,619 --> 01:33:39,260
Still with disadvantage, I'm assuming?

2406
01:33:39,260 --> 01:33:40,340
Yeah, still with disadvantage.

2407
01:33:40,340 --> 01:33:41,180
Okay.

2408
01:33:41,180 --> 01:33:42,180
Second one.

2409
01:33:42,180 --> 01:33:45,059
Well, actually the 25 was the worst of the two, so.

2410
01:33:45,059 --> 01:33:46,619
Nice.

2411
01:33:46,619 --> 01:33:48,059
Not too shabby.

2412
01:33:48,059 --> 01:33:50,260
And that'll be 14 damage.

2413
01:33:51,340 --> 01:33:52,180
Okay.

2414
01:33:52,180 --> 01:33:53,300
And I guess I'll keep trying to like

2415
01:33:53,340 --> 01:33:55,860
push skeletons off me to wrap up my turn.

2416
01:33:55,860 --> 01:33:57,579
Oh, I should roll my wisdom save.

2417
01:33:57,579 --> 01:33:58,699
Yep.

2418
01:33:58,699 --> 01:33:59,539
Hey.

2419
01:34:00,500 --> 01:34:01,940
Oh God.

2420
01:34:01,940 --> 01:34:02,980
I don't know where the dice went.

2421
01:34:02,980 --> 01:34:04,380
Hang on.

2422
01:34:04,380 --> 01:34:05,220
Not good enough.

2423
01:34:06,539 --> 01:34:07,380
Fair enough.

2424
01:34:07,380 --> 01:34:09,380
This dice is just not good enough.

2425
01:34:09,380 --> 01:34:11,659
Novrith goes and swings at you.

2426
01:34:11,659 --> 01:34:14,659
First action is 26 flint.

2427
01:34:14,659 --> 01:34:15,980
Second one's an eight.

2428
01:34:15,980 --> 01:34:19,820
You're gonna take eight slashing damage.

2429
01:34:19,820 --> 01:34:20,900
I will take five of it.

2430
01:34:20,900 --> 01:34:22,780
And then Varnax, you are up.

2431
01:34:23,900 --> 01:34:27,060
I am going, now that I've moved up to Lipsynche,

2432
01:34:27,060 --> 01:34:30,180
I'm gonna say, it's quite a flattering form you've taken.

2433
01:34:31,140 --> 01:34:34,140
Perhaps it is, I can only get away with one this time.

2434
01:34:34,140 --> 01:34:37,100
And I'm going to attempt and grapple.

2435
01:34:37,100 --> 01:34:37,940
Yes.

2436
01:34:38,820 --> 01:34:40,980
Very, very, hitting myself.

2437
01:34:40,980 --> 01:34:42,380
That was sensual.

2438
01:34:42,380 --> 01:34:43,380
About time.

2439
01:34:43,380 --> 01:34:44,220
Right?

2440
01:34:45,540 --> 01:34:46,380
Grapple.

2441
01:34:46,380 --> 01:34:47,780
Yeah, I'm going to attempt a grapple.

2442
01:34:47,780 --> 01:34:49,700
Is that just like a strength contest?

2443
01:34:51,540 --> 01:34:53,380
Yeah, yeah, straight, straight.

2444
01:34:55,500 --> 01:34:56,340
Okay.

2445
01:34:56,340 --> 01:35:00,300
Against all odds, my tiny gnome has rolled a 19.

2446
01:35:01,340 --> 01:35:02,820
You're not tiny anymore, though.

2447
01:35:02,820 --> 01:35:04,940
Oh, that's true, but yeah, okay.

2448
01:35:04,940 --> 01:35:05,940
Oh yeah.

2449
01:35:05,940 --> 01:35:10,380
So, do y'all do, who would win at it as a 19 versus 19?

2450
01:35:10,380 --> 01:35:13,580
Of course we'd tie, we're the same man right now.

2451
01:35:13,580 --> 01:35:14,980
Right? Exactly.

2452
01:35:14,980 --> 01:35:16,820
Maybe it's, they've got each other

2453
01:35:16,820 --> 01:35:19,340
and they're just locked in this.

2454
01:35:19,340 --> 01:35:21,539
It's like a cobra and a mongoose.

2455
01:35:21,539 --> 01:35:24,539
Or, yeah, yeah, roll again

2456
01:35:24,539 --> 01:35:26,500
because you have the same modifier, so.

2457
01:35:26,500 --> 01:35:28,659
We'll see who gets tired first.

2458
01:35:28,659 --> 01:35:30,140
Okay. Roll for tired.

2459
01:35:33,180 --> 01:35:34,300
14.

2460
01:35:34,300 --> 01:35:35,420
It's a 15 this time.

2461
01:35:35,420 --> 01:35:36,260
No.

2462
01:35:36,260 --> 01:35:38,579
Ah! So close.

2463
01:35:38,579 --> 01:35:39,420
So close.

2464
01:35:40,779 --> 01:35:43,260
Now that I've got lip-synchy grappled,

2465
01:35:43,260 --> 01:35:46,260
I am going to use whatever movement I have

2466
01:35:46,260 --> 01:35:48,860
to move us towards the portal and jump in.

2467
01:35:48,899 --> 01:35:52,099
And as I do, I say,

2468
01:35:52,099 --> 01:35:53,779
if you've lost something in this world,

2469
01:35:53,779 --> 01:35:56,819
Orcus can provide it back to you.

2470
01:35:56,819 --> 01:35:59,219
Follow his path and you'll find everything

2471
01:35:59,219 --> 01:36:00,819
that you've been looking for.

2472
01:36:00,819 --> 01:36:03,779
Maybe even companions you've lost.

2473
01:36:04,659 --> 01:36:06,219
Who knows what's on the other side,

2474
01:36:06,219 --> 01:36:08,539
but we're about to find out.

2475
01:36:08,539 --> 01:36:13,380
And I drop back into the portal with lip-synchy.

2476
01:36:13,380 --> 01:36:18,380
The two of them fall backwards into the portal

2477
01:36:18,579 --> 01:36:20,100
and get sucked in.

2478
01:36:20,100 --> 01:36:22,180
And in an explosion of energy,

2479
01:36:22,180 --> 01:36:26,060
it shoots up and echoes through the room

2480
01:36:26,060 --> 01:36:27,300
and sucks back in.

2481
01:36:27,300 --> 01:36:29,859
The skeletons get sucked in by the force behind them.

2482
01:36:29,859 --> 01:36:32,060
Both of you make a strength saving throw.

2483
01:36:33,940 --> 01:36:35,579
Ones. Ones.

2484
01:36:35,579 --> 01:36:37,180
Not 20.

2485
01:36:37,180 --> 01:36:38,020
Okay. Fuck.

2486
01:36:38,020 --> 01:36:39,020
Oh, wow.

2487
01:36:39,020 --> 01:36:39,859
13.

2488
01:36:39,859 --> 01:36:41,819
Still at disadvantage because you're sickened.

2489
01:36:41,819 --> 01:36:43,060
Oh, all right.

2490
01:36:44,940 --> 01:36:45,779
Well, I don't know if I'd be there.

2491
01:36:45,779 --> 01:36:47,699
13 was better.

2492
01:36:47,779 --> 01:36:49,859
Or was worse than what was rolled.

2493
01:36:49,859 --> 01:36:53,899
Flint, because of the amount of skeletons around you,

2494
01:36:53,899 --> 01:36:56,539
you get sucked down and kind of skid along the ground

2495
01:36:56,539 --> 01:36:58,500
as they get sucked behind you

2496
01:36:58,500 --> 01:37:01,979
and explode in dust and debris.

2497
01:37:01,979 --> 01:37:03,579
You hear from down the hall,

2498
01:37:03,579 --> 01:37:07,099
the groaning zombies amassing

2499
01:37:07,099 --> 01:37:11,019
as the walls echo with this explosion.

2500
01:37:11,019 --> 01:37:13,619
And you look down in the middle of the room

2501
01:37:13,619 --> 01:37:16,300
and you see lip-synchy's bracer

2502
01:37:16,340 --> 01:37:18,100
sitting where the portal shut.

2503
01:37:29,940 --> 01:37:32,739
We flash to lip-synchy and Vorunax

2504
01:37:32,739 --> 01:37:35,980
jumping backwards through the open portal.

2505
01:37:35,980 --> 01:37:39,539
The two are seen falling through darkness.

2506
01:37:39,539 --> 01:37:43,500
The sound of a crying wind whipping past them

2507
01:37:43,500 --> 01:37:46,659
before we see lip-synchy crashing to the ground,

2508
01:37:46,659 --> 01:37:47,659
hitting hard.

2509
01:37:49,819 --> 01:37:54,220
The sound of bones crunching echoes out into the stale air.

2510
01:37:55,819 --> 01:37:59,260
Lying motionless, what do you do?

2511
01:38:00,819 --> 01:38:01,819
Why did you?

2512
01:38:03,020 --> 01:38:05,180
I can't, can I even move?

2513
01:38:05,180 --> 01:38:06,579
Am I like?

2514
01:38:06,579 --> 01:38:10,579
Yeah, after a moment of catching your breath,

2515
01:38:10,579 --> 01:38:12,460
you are able to move.

2516
01:38:12,460 --> 01:38:15,859
Then I guess I will stand up and look around

2517
01:38:15,859 --> 01:38:18,579
and see if I can see what I can see.

2518
01:38:20,619 --> 01:38:25,220
As the moment passes, you give yourself just a feel over.

2519
01:38:25,220 --> 01:38:28,020
The sound of the breaking bones wasn't yourself.

2520
01:38:29,060 --> 01:38:30,739
It was the ground around you.

2521
01:38:31,699 --> 01:38:34,579
You put your hands down to lift yourself up

2522
01:38:34,579 --> 01:38:35,899
and look around where you are

2523
01:38:35,899 --> 01:38:38,380
and you see that the ground is littered

2524
01:38:38,380 --> 01:38:40,060
with skeletal remains.

2525
01:38:42,500 --> 01:38:46,060
You look out beyond and you strain to see,

2526
01:38:46,060 --> 01:38:50,020
even being able to see in darkness as you can.

2527
01:38:50,020 --> 01:38:52,819
You hear strong, slow footsteps

2528
01:38:52,819 --> 01:38:55,340
coming closer from behind you.

2529
01:38:55,340 --> 01:38:57,460
As you hear Vorunax say,

2530
01:38:57,460 --> 01:39:00,340
Welcome to the promised land, Miss Pip Diggins.

2531
01:39:00,340 --> 01:39:04,220
This is Thanatos, the home of our demon prince

2532
01:39:04,220 --> 01:39:07,779
and lord of the undead, Orcus.

2533
01:39:07,779 --> 01:39:10,779
Why did you bring me to this cursed place?

2534
01:39:10,819 --> 01:39:14,699
He gives a low chuckle as you look out

2535
01:39:14,699 --> 01:39:17,899
and your eyes begin to focus a little more

2536
01:39:17,899 --> 01:39:20,939
and you see your surroundings a little more clearly.

2537
01:39:20,939 --> 01:39:24,300
There's rolling hills in front of you.

2538
01:39:24,300 --> 01:39:27,019
You see the silhouette of Vorunax

2539
01:39:27,019 --> 01:39:31,460
and the sound of moans and hisses and cries

2540
01:39:31,460 --> 01:39:33,500
rush over the rolling hills,

2541
01:39:33,500 --> 01:39:36,179
the rubble, the bones and barren rock.

2542
01:39:36,179 --> 01:39:39,179
And as they hit you and surround you,

2543
01:39:39,220 --> 01:39:43,020
you begin to feel dread flow through your being.

2544
01:39:44,260 --> 01:39:47,420
You look out over, spinning and reeling

2545
01:39:47,420 --> 01:39:50,900
and you see a sea filled with not water,

2546
01:39:50,900 --> 01:39:55,420
but a roiling, churning ocean of black-red blood.

2547
01:39:57,100 --> 01:40:00,619
The stench of copper, death and decay hits you,

2548
01:40:00,619 --> 01:40:02,900
causing you to gag on the air you breathe

2549
01:40:02,900 --> 01:40:06,740
as you feel your own life beginning to leave your body.

2550
01:40:07,739 --> 01:40:10,739
You hear Vorunax chuckle again

2551
01:40:10,739 --> 01:40:13,739
as you gasp for air and fall to your knees

2552
01:40:13,739 --> 01:40:17,219
and he says, not yet.

2553
01:40:17,219 --> 01:40:21,739
Suddenly, a snap rings out and all goes silent.

2554
01:40:23,739 --> 01:40:26,739
You find yourself in a new room.

2555
01:40:26,739 --> 01:40:28,739
You gasp for air.

2556
01:40:29,739 --> 01:40:34,739
Stale as it is, you feel it's no longer killing you.

2557
01:40:37,219 --> 01:40:41,420
Vorunax speaks from the far side of this new space.

2558
01:40:41,420 --> 01:40:43,699
You look up and you see him standing illuminated

2559
01:40:43,699 --> 01:40:46,739
by a red light through a door and he says,

2560
01:40:46,739 --> 01:40:49,099
there are some beings with special abilities

2561
01:40:49,099 --> 01:40:51,739
that the demon prince is taken an interest in.

2562
01:40:51,739 --> 01:40:55,179
You, you are one of those beings.

2563
01:40:55,179 --> 01:40:57,859
Your time will come, but for now, Miss Pip Diggins,

2564
01:40:57,859 --> 01:41:00,899
I encourage you to make yourself at home.

2565
01:41:00,899 --> 01:41:03,139
And the door closes behind him

2566
01:41:03,139 --> 01:41:05,139
as you hear footsteps walking away.

2567
01:41:07,300 --> 01:41:08,300
What do you do?

2568
01:41:10,500 --> 01:41:14,699
Is it genuinely just like a room,

2569
01:41:15,899 --> 01:41:18,659
like a cell or what am I in?

2570
01:41:18,659 --> 01:41:21,819
As you begin to focus more, you feel around

2571
01:41:21,819 --> 01:41:25,619
and the ground doesn't feel like ground.

2572
01:41:25,619 --> 01:41:30,619
It has a soft, almost flesh feel to it.

2573
01:41:30,699 --> 01:41:33,859
And as you make your way around the room

2574
01:41:33,859 --> 01:41:35,699
that you feel you are in,

2575
01:41:35,699 --> 01:41:40,099
you run into jagged bars that surround you

2576
01:41:40,099 --> 01:41:44,059
and you find that you are in fact in a cell.

2577
01:41:44,979 --> 01:41:46,899
Make a wisdom saving throw.

2578
01:41:48,939 --> 01:41:51,539
Fuck, 11.

2579
01:41:51,539 --> 01:41:54,939
I have a plus six, still did not, didn't do good.

2580
01:41:54,939 --> 01:41:57,059
Okay, I would also like you

2581
01:41:57,059 --> 01:42:00,059
to roll percentile dice, please.

2582
01:42:00,059 --> 01:42:04,939
Okey-dokey, 39.

2583
01:42:04,980 --> 01:42:09,700
The wisdom saving throw was for overcoming madness.

2584
01:42:09,700 --> 01:42:13,780
You take a level of orcas madness.

2585
01:42:14,780 --> 01:42:17,220
Lipsinki Pip Diggins is compelled

2586
01:42:17,220 --> 01:42:19,300
to make the weak suffer.

2587
01:42:22,180 --> 01:42:24,260
So as this madness washes over,

2588
01:42:24,260 --> 01:42:27,420
you describe to me as best you can

2589
01:42:27,420 --> 01:42:32,060
how Lipsinki is feeling and dealing with this.

2590
01:42:32,060 --> 01:42:36,740
I almost wonder if she wouldn't sort of almost split.

2591
01:42:36,740 --> 01:42:41,740
Like this is already a person who is used to dealing

2592
01:42:42,180 --> 01:42:45,500
with creatures sort of speaking in her head from beyond

2593
01:42:45,500 --> 01:42:50,500
and I think maybe this level of grossness and trauma

2594
01:42:51,780 --> 01:42:56,780
split so she has, now there's a new evil Lipsinki.

2595
01:42:57,460 --> 01:42:59,980
But the nice one's still inside there

2596
01:43:00,020 --> 01:43:05,020
but she's compartmentalized these two, these two people.

2597
01:43:06,660 --> 01:43:11,300
As you sit and this washes over you,

2598
01:43:12,100 --> 01:43:17,100
you focus a little more on the room around you

2599
01:43:17,300 --> 01:43:21,260
and beyond the cell and you hear a soft mumbled voice

2600
01:43:21,260 --> 01:43:25,300
coming from another part of this jail

2601
01:43:25,300 --> 01:43:26,700
for lack of a better term.

2602
01:43:27,699 --> 01:43:30,979
It's tough to tell which direction

2603
01:43:30,979 --> 01:43:33,099
as any noise you feel kind of echoes

2604
01:43:33,099 --> 01:43:35,179
and bounces off the walls around you

2605
01:43:35,179 --> 01:43:36,779
and it's very disorienting.

2606
01:43:37,619 --> 01:43:38,979
What do you do or say?

2607
01:43:42,939 --> 01:43:44,579
Hello?

2608
01:43:44,579 --> 01:43:46,300
Is there somebody there?

2609
01:43:46,300 --> 01:43:47,899
Can I hear you?

2610
01:43:47,899 --> 01:43:48,739
Am I?

2611
01:43:50,179 --> 01:43:52,220
And I'm kind of like touching my head

2612
01:43:52,220 --> 01:43:56,099
cause I'm not even sure if I'm hearing it externally

2613
01:43:56,100 --> 01:43:59,260
or if it's someone internal or what I'm hearing.

2614
01:44:01,300 --> 01:44:05,700
As you do that you hear the voice become more clear

2615
01:44:05,700 --> 01:44:07,620
and the room begins to focus

2616
01:44:07,620 --> 01:44:10,500
as your eyes acclimatize to it

2617
01:44:10,500 --> 01:44:15,020
and you see a figure a distance away

2618
01:44:15,020 --> 01:44:18,060
glowing a soft gray blue

2619
01:44:18,980 --> 01:44:20,860
and the voice becomes clearer.

2620
01:44:20,860 --> 01:44:23,980
You hear them whispering to themselves

2621
01:44:23,980 --> 01:44:26,380
as the figure rocks back and forth

2622
01:44:27,580 --> 01:44:32,580
a soft oh boy, oh boy, oh boy

2623
01:44:37,140 --> 01:44:37,980
is heard.

2624
01:44:38,060 --> 01:44:41,060
The song Nowhere Land is by Kavin McLeod

2625
01:44:41,060 --> 01:44:44,060
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2626
01:44:44,060 --> 01:44:46,540
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2627
01:44:46,540 --> 01:44:49,540
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2628
01:44:49,540 --> 01:44:51,860
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2629
01:44:51,860 --> 01:44:52,700
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2630
01:44:52,700 --> 01:44:55,140
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2631
01:45:07,980 --> 01:45:10,740
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2632
01:45:10,740 --> 01:45:13,660
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2633
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2637
01:45:23,500 --> 01:45:25,740
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2638
01:45:25,740 --> 01:45:28,060
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2639
01:45:28,060 --> 01:45:29,700
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2640
01:45:29,700 --> 01:45:32,580
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2641
01:45:32,580 --> 01:45:35,460
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2642
01:45:35,460 --> 01:45:37,220
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2643
01:45:37,900 --> 01:45:39,539
And with that,

2644
01:45:40,940 --> 01:45:41,780
gonna kick the dog

2645
01:45:41,780 --> 01:45:42,619
and tell her to stop licking her butt.

2646
01:45:42,619 --> 01:45:44,820
No, I can't reach her, but you can.

2647
01:45:44,820 --> 01:45:46,820
Hey, stop slurping your a-hole.

2648
01:45:50,500 --> 01:45:51,340
And with that.

2649
01:45:51,340 --> 01:45:53,460
Sorry, those words came out of my mouth.

2650
01:45:53,460 --> 01:45:55,619
You wake up the next day.

2651
01:45:55,619 --> 01:45:57,980
You're missing your, you're missing your kidneys.

2652
01:45:57,980 --> 01:45:59,260
It's been a long time.

2653
01:45:59,260 --> 01:46:00,079
Nice bath.

2654
01:46:00,079 --> 01:46:00,920
I knew it.

2655
01:46:02,500 --> 01:46:04,140
There you go creating another fable.

2656
01:46:04,140 --> 01:46:05,539
That's all D&D is.

2657
01:46:05,539 --> 01:46:07,020
You wanted to.

2658
01:46:07,020 --> 01:46:09,980
Wait, you got a thing for things.

2659
01:46:09,980 --> 01:46:10,820
Yeah, I do.

2660
01:46:12,140 --> 01:46:13,260
Some say it's weird,

2661
01:46:13,260 --> 01:46:16,180
but I have a thing for things.

2662
01:46:16,180 --> 01:46:17,620
Don't look at my screen.

2663
01:46:17,620 --> 01:46:18,780
Don't look at my screen.

2664
01:46:18,780 --> 01:46:21,140
Don't, don't you look at my screen.

2665
01:46:21,140 --> 01:46:22,180
Don't you do it.

2666
01:46:22,180 --> 01:46:23,420
Don't look at mine.

2667
01:46:23,420 --> 01:46:24,260
God.

2668
01:46:24,260 --> 01:46:25,080
I didn't see it in the glasses.

2669
01:46:25,080 --> 01:46:25,920
The thing for things?

2670
01:46:25,920 --> 01:46:27,380
All the secrets.

2671
01:46:27,380 --> 01:46:31,900
A man holding a...

2672
01:46:31,900 --> 01:46:32,740
Crossbow.

2673
01:46:32,740 --> 01:46:34,020
Crossbow.

2674
01:46:34,020 --> 01:46:34,860
Thank you.

2675
01:46:35,620 --> 01:46:36,460
Pew, pew, pew, pew.

2676
01:46:36,460 --> 01:46:37,280
An arrow gun.

2677
01:46:37,280 --> 01:46:38,120
An arrow gun.

2678
01:46:40,780 --> 01:46:42,140
It's my turn, I assume, right?

2679
01:46:42,140 --> 01:46:43,380
No.

2680
01:46:43,380 --> 01:46:44,220
Yes.

2681
01:46:45,820 --> 01:46:48,340
The zombies come back, oh no.

2682
01:46:48,340 --> 01:46:50,300
That was really rude of you

2683
01:46:50,300 --> 01:46:52,620
because I thought for sure Carla was gonna kill him

2684
01:46:52,620 --> 01:46:53,460
and I was gonna be like,

2685
01:46:53,460 --> 01:46:54,300
well, it's just gonna be like,

2686
01:46:54,300 --> 01:46:57,100
flip the anNularaaa all over again

2687
01:46:57,100 --> 01:46:59,620
and I'm not gonna get to play.

2688
01:46:59,620 --> 01:47:01,820
Why is everything here so disgusting?

2689
01:47:01,820 --> 01:47:02,900
I guess cause I'm in hell.

2690
01:47:02,900 --> 01:47:03,740
Cause you're,

2691
01:47:03,740 --> 01:47:04,580
but it's really gross.

2692
01:47:05,220 --> 01:47:06,059
You're not in hell, you're in the abyss.

2693
01:47:06,059 --> 01:47:08,140
I'm in the 113th layer of the abyss.

2694
01:47:08,140 --> 01:47:10,140
Yeah, which is worse than hell.

2695
01:47:10,140 --> 01:47:12,899
Well, it is cause everything is gross.

2696
01:47:12,899 --> 01:47:16,979
It's blood lakes and fleshy, soft...

2697
01:47:16,979 --> 01:47:18,300
Yeah.

2698
01:47:18,300 --> 01:47:19,140
Yeah.

2699
01:47:19,140 --> 01:47:19,960
Cells.

2700
01:47:19,960 --> 01:47:20,800
Yeah.

2701
01:47:20,800 --> 01:47:22,380
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